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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:17 am
by Stan Laurel
Leonmc0708 wrote:To the tune of "Amore" by Dean Martin.

When we go for the Kill, and its not old djibril
Its Fernando....
When it all goes to plan, and its not quick Milan
Its Fernando....
When it flies in the goal, and its not Flo - Pongolle
Its Fernando....

:laugh:

That's bloody good one, Leon!!

Fantastic, mate!!!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:30 pm
by 109-1105722616
Stan Laurel wrote:
Leonmc0708 wrote:To the tune of "Amore" by Dean Martin.

When we go for the Kill, and its not old djibril
Its Fernando....
When it all goes to plan, and its not quick Milan
Its Fernando....
When it flies in the goal, and its not Flo - Pongolle
Its Fernando....

:laugh:

That's bloody good one, Leon!!

Fantastic, mate!!!

thats not bad that



most of the others have been pants

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:02 am
by The Ace1983
Why not something to the tune of "Spanish flea"

There was a little Spanish flea
A goalscorer, he thought he'd be
Morientes was his name
And he'll net at least about twenty three
He was a little Spanish flea

I dunno. Morientes is such a hard name to fit into a song. But I liked the first one.
:)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:07 am
by Ciggy
Whats spanish flea I dont know that one :D

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:08 am
by Ciggy
hey Macarena maybe ill make one up tomorrow
Hey Morientes.
No ang on dont speak spanish forget that one :laugh:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:10 am
by The Ace1983
Spanish flea is the one that all the clubs play at closing time. If you wanna hear it, it's in the Simpsons where bart goes to the Spinal Tap concert.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:24 am
by Ciggy
Your just to good to be true,
cant take my eyes off you,
you always score to much,
oh I wana thank you so much,
thank god the real let you go,
and you know your the deal,
your just to good to be true,
Cant take my eyes off you,

Mori Mori morientes Mori Mori morientes,
we love you Mori, and if its quite alrite,
we need you mori, to score past the sh#te,
and bring a swipe to fergies face,
oh morientes your the best we know,
morientes we know youll run the show,
we really love you Morientes.
:D

God knows what ive just wrote p#ssed to the tune of your just to good to be true :laugh:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:56 am
by The Ace1983
You can be our hero, Mori
You can score us loads of goals
We will sing for you forever
Won't you be our hero?

To the tune of Enrique Englasias' "Hero"

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:12 am
by The Ace1983
One goal, three points, one new Red's hero
One chance, one shot, never score a zero
ONE FERNANDO!!!

To the tune of Queens "One Vision"

or

Fernando is a striker, he scores a striker's goal
He only needs one shot and he's Kopped the lot
And he's our new hero

To the tune of "My old man's a dustman" by ?