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Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:08 pm**

who the hell is diarra wrote:tho I really haven't been the Grafton.

I have once , so I lied

Went to a party upstairs there about 10 years ago, it was :censored:

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Im sure theres a Grafton picture thing on the net like the Barracuda one.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:05 pm**

I've been to plenty of dives in my time dont get me wrong , just not that particular dive:)

Should be on every scousers list of 100 things to do in life , goin there atleast once in my opinion

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:02 am**

Bad Bob wrote:I started out one to the tune of "Shout" (Tears For Fears) on another thread but this seems the better place for it...

Kuyt, Kuyt make us all shout
He'll score the goals we've been doin' without
Look out, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, look out...

Feel free to add to, amend or mock as needed!

i cant stop singing that now, its in my head

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:52 am**

lmfao, how class is that :laugh:

that song has made my day

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:55 am**

A couple of ideas that came to me in a drink fuelled haze:

Kuyt, Kuyt, wherever you may be
Some might say that you are ugly
But we don't care cos you get your share
Scoring goals from everywhere.

or, to the top cat theme tune:

Top Kuyt!
He's the indisputable leader of the line
He's blonde & he's dutch, and we like him very much
Just shout
Top Kuyt!

Posted: **Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:01 am**

He's turning out a class player for yas ain't he!

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:36 am**

Expect to hear a rowsing rendition of Kuyt Fever sung to "Night Fever" tonight:

"Kuyt Fever, Kuyt Fever,
He knows how to do it, oh yeahhh!!
Kuyt Fever, Kuyt Fever
He knows how to do it, oh yeah!!!"

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:31 pm**

to the tune of "All You Need is Love" The Beatles...

1, 2 a 1, 2 , 3...

"All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need Kuyt is all you need

(start again)

All you need is Kuyt

all together now....

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need"

etc... ad infinitum

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:53 pm**

PhiLFC wrote:to the tune of "All You Need is Love" The Beatles...

1, 2 a 1, 2 , 3...

"All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need Kuyt is all you need

(start again)

All you need is Kuyt

all together now....

All you need is Kuyt

da da da da daaaa

All you need is Kuuuuuyt

Kuyt is all you need"

etc... ad infinitum

Posted: **Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:32 pm**

Ciggy wrote:DIRK KUYT WHERE-EVER HE MAY BE,
HE HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE UGLY TREE,
LIKE FOWLER,CROUCH AND CRAIG BELLAMY,
HIS FOOTBALL'S BOSS BUT HE'S FU.CKING UGLY. "

'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.' Quality

Not mine from another forum.

f**ckin brilliant

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:54 am**

Ciggy wrote:DIRK KUYT WHERE-EVER HE MAY BE,
HE HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE UGLY TREE,
LIKE FOWLER,CROUCH AND CRAIG BELLAMY,
HIS FOOTBALL'S BOSS BUT HE'S FU.CKING UGLY. "

'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.' Quality

Not mine from another forum.

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:45 pm**

Ciggy wrote:'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.' Quality

i've heard something similar...

Rafa's got his dirk kuyt, Rafa's got his dirk kuyt
la la la la
la la la la
Rafa's got his dirk kuyt, Rafa's got his dirk kuyt
la la la la
la la la la

obviously you just have to manipulate it slightly so dirk kuyt sound like dick-out

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:02 pm**

Just made this one up to the tune of bad boys

dirk kuyt, dirk kuyt
what you gonna do,
what you gonna do when hes on the pitch

dirk kuyt, dirk kuyt
what you gonna do
what you gonna do when he scores a goal

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:30 pm**

ha ha class

Posted: **Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:32 pm**

"come on within- come on without.. you aint seen nothin' like the mighty kuyt"(kowt)

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