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Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:50 pmby The Ace1983
To the tune of "can we fix it?" by Bob the Builder;
Jerzy Dudek!
Can he Save it?
Do the Dudek!
Yes He Can!
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:51 pmby yckatbjywtbiastkamb
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Luis Garcia to the tune of you are my sunshine.
Luis Garcia
he drinks Sangria
He came from Barca
to bring us joy
He's 5 foot 7
He's football heaven
so please dont take my Luis away.
not the worst i`ve ever heard but it always reminds me of uniteds ode to ole gunnar solksjaer, i wouldnt give the mancs the pleasure of thinking we`ve ripped them off.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:31 pmby Garymac
Me and me mates in work have been trying to think of a song for Bolo Zenden, and the best we could come up with was something like off the coco pops advert but instead of "id rather have a bowl of cocopops" the song would be "Id rather have a Bowl Lo Zenden Goal"!!!! get it, needs a bit of work on it like!! Got a boss one for Dirk Kuyt but doesnt look like hes signing so im not gonna bother!.....and by the way the Garcia song cant be a rip off of a Ole song cos hes not 5 foot 7 hes not spanish he didnt come from barca AND HE DOESNT DRINK SANGREA!!!!!....oh and he aint football heaven like are luis!
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:39 pmby adamnbarrett
passmeistro_#14 wrote:an old favourite!
don't blame it on the finnan,
don't blame it on the hamann,
don't blame it on the biscan.....
blame it on traore!!!!!!!!
he just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his legs!
Thats a toffee song mate. I've got a few freinds who are toffees and they sing that at matches they tell me 
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:01 pmby mikopool
C.R.E.A.M by the wu tang clan
Gerrard scores from all around me
pass to the captain
score another goal gerrard!
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:11 pmby red37
how about this garymac?
for zenden tune of 'underneath the lamplight (lily marlene)'
'out there on the left wing flyin past them all
the dutchman bolo zenden, a wizard on the ball
he turns inside then out again,
then lobs one in, they cant stop him..
its zenden bolo zenden
my zenden of the kop'
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:36 pmby 65-1114725958
Morientes to the Abba tune of "fernando"
..the was something in the air that night,
when you stuffed that blue Sh*te,
fernando!
It gave us such delight,
now go and stuff the manc sh*te!
FERNANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:39 pmby joependo
It is Zenden on the ball
He top of them all
He then has a shot
And guess who start goin whoooooo the kop
Then it flies in
Where but top bin.
Don't ask what it is too i have just made it up for fun
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:42 pmby El Nino_#9
to the theme of batman-
bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo.....zenden!
i know but its something!
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:15 pmby yckatbjywtbiastkamb
red37 wrote:how about this garymac?
for zenden tune of 'underneath the lamplight (lily marlene)'
'out there on the left wing flyin past them all
the dutchman bolo zenden, a wizard on the ball
he turns inside then out again,
then lobs one in, they cant stop him..
its zenden bolo zenden
my zenden of the kop'
f@ck me mate how old are you?
our troops nicked that song of the germans during the war in the desert.
next you`ll have a song for xavi alonso to the tune of `a nightingale sang in berkley square` 
Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:29 amby Garymac
Id rather have a bolo zenden goal!!!!!
Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:46 amby Starbridge42
me and my mate wrote this one not that long ago at school
(to the tune of Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Scouts and spies from Chelsea try to steal our Steven Gerrard
And little boys from Manchester dream of European Glory
But none can match the kind of things that we have seen at Anfield
Its the, end of the game and Liverpool FC are leading
Nando's rising for a headed goal to get the fans a-cheering
And none can match the fans we have at our home here at Anfield
Watch Alonso pass the ball like no-one could imagine
Cisse's on the end the ball is in just watch the fans reaction
First goal is scored
Hear the fans roar
Dreams we have here at Anfield
Dreams we have here at Anfield
No-one gets past Carra hes the wall to the goal
He's the modern day Alan Hansen
And there are teenage lads from spain we signed
That we cant wait to see in action
And we have 5 stars on our uniform from the European Cup
Europe may be the final frontier but we've conquered it enough to own it
And all round England they hear the cheers and sing our praises off station to station
And the Title's not that far away now that Rafael is with us
Down 3-0 in Istanbul we came back from the dead
Everybody's seen it and they cant believe we did it
First goal is scored
Hear the fans roar
Dreams we have here at Anfield
Dreams we have here at Anfield
Dreams we have here at Anfield
Dreams we have here at Anfield
Title droughts lead to a very rough road but they also breed creation
Baros scores the net wobbles and its just another a good vibration
And nothing in the world can save you from Liverpool's reincarnation
No other club comes close to matching our great history
We're better than the rest, we've passed that test
we covered ourselves in glory
First goal is scored
Here the fans roar
Dreams we have at Anfield
walk on
Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:32 pmby The Ace1983
To the tune of "Lola"
His name was Reina,
He came from Spain-a,
He was bald, his hands were flat
And he stop shots just like that.
Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:20 pmby murphy0151
Munich Munich is a good one.
Or is it not?