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Hey guys,

So being a skint northerner I've never had the chance to visit Anfield. When I'm watching on telly though I hear lots of chants and things coming from the Kop, especially against the Scum. I can never quite make them out.

Post your faves and tell us about them

What do the Kop sing at Rooney, or Moyes for example?

"Fergie's right ya fans are sh.ite
"Fergie's right ya fans are sh.ite
"Fergie's right ya fans are sh.ite

I can't make them all out either, or proclaim to know them all.

I always liked (to the tune of Heartbeat)

Maxi! Maxi Rodriguez, Maxi we love you!

Always stuck in my head for days

I always thought "you fat b*stard" was aimed at Rooney, but he never played on Sunday and it was still sung

Fat granny sh*gger,
Yer just a fat granny sh*gger,
Fat granny sh*gger,
Yer just a fat granny sh*gger.. (to wayne rooney)

.

We only hate Mancs
We only hate Mancs,
We're not racists,
We only hate Mancs...

My personal fave is the one we sing at Chelsea.

"She loves the Scouse ***** ,she loves the Scouse ***** ,John Terry's Ma she loves the Scouse ***** "

Rooney Rooney , you are a fat ugly looney.
Rooney Rooney, you are a fat ugly looney
Rooney Rooney, you are a fat ugly looney.

Amen.

Or...Giggs, has got a face like a pigs,
thats why we all wanna give him a DIG!
And we are gonna snap him like a twig.

Sorry, Hustler humour could not resist

Hustler 2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:37 pm wrote:Or...Giggs, has got a face like a pigs,
thats why we all wanna give him a DIG!
And we are gonna snap him like a twig.

Sorry, Hustler humour could not resist

Are you Age 5 ?

bunglemark2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:36 pm wrote:

Hustler 2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:37 pm wrote:Or...Giggs, has got a face like a pigs,
thats why we all wanna give him a DIG!
And we are gonna snap him like a twig.

Sorry, Hustler humour could not resist

Are you Age 5 ?

6

Always loved the Nani chant (sung to the tune of smooth criminal):

Nani, are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you OK Nani?
You've been hit by.
You've been struck by a smooth Carragher......