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Snappy comebacks - Taunt counterattack
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:06 amby alxy
OK, last year we got lucky. But I don't think we will be this year. All signs point to Manure getting crowned champions this May, and finally overtaking our 18 titles. What I would like is some good snappy comeback to all the friends and relatives you have who are Manure fans. Losing our "best team in England" tag is bad enough. Having Manure fans taunt you about it is adding insult to injury.
So far I have this
"Well, it was getting boring being so far ahead at the top, we let you guys catch up and maybe take a little lead; before we push far ahead again"
Any more good comebacks? 
Posted:
Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:25 amby Octsky
maybe this "we still have 5 big ears. so f off ok? "
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:37 amby boodiddy1
come to anfield to see the cup ur great team of 99 won. its on permanent display. 5 times you 
scum salford .
Or, just slap em! I do it to my relatives all the time. Salford wanks.
Posted:
Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:46 amby alxy
Octsky wrote:maybe this "we still have 5 big ears. so f off ok? "
Hmm...that might work better if they don't win their 4th this year...
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:04 amby killerp
alxy wrote:OK, last year we got lucky. But I don't think we will be this year. All signs point to Manure getting crowned champions this May, and finally overtaking our 18 titles. What I would like is some good snappy comeback to all the friends and relatives you have who are Manure fans. Losing our "best team in England" tag is bad enough. Having Manure fans taunt you about it is adding insult to injury.
So far I have this
"Well, it was getting boring being so far ahead at the top, we let you guys catch up and maybe take a little lead; before we push far ahead again"
Any more good comebacks?
Not come backs but still funny:
Q.What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
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Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea
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Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?
A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.
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Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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Posted:
Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:10 pmby Greavesie
no need for snappy comebacks, sometimes being proud as feck of the club you support means more than a brag about success.
Doesn't matter how successful the Mancs get, they can rub my face in it all they please, I never rub my teams success in the face of others, its my club and my way of life. I don't support this club purely because of the success it has (admittedly its a factor) - this club could get relegated and be down in the depths of league 1. I woudln't abandon it, ever, every Manc I know would abandon their side the second things got dirty. That's where I take solace anyway
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:39 pmby Thommo's perm
I will say "well done, you deserved it"
1. Because it will wreck their heads that I am not (openly) bitter
2. Because I will have (openly) been honest and sincere in my congratulations
3. Because I know they would love me to say how sh'ite they have been and how jammy the cu'nts are
4. Because I know absolutely that this will be their last time in a looooooooooooooong time they will win it now that KK is here
5. Because I know absolutely that we will win more than them before the world ends
Posted:
Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:59 pmby Roger Red Hat
Your in how much debt?
It took you how long to catch up?
jog on
Posted:
Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:25 pmby jacdaniel
I wont bother with the comebacks. Although I might use the 5 European cups as a get out of jail free card.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:44 pmby Igor Zidane
Fu.ck off you scruffy tw@ts.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:47 pmby ethanr
All you need to say is:
Yea but you support manchester united.
Or
I would too if I had the FA and half the refs in my pocket.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:47 pmby RED BEERGOGGLES
Debt is a serious issue in the decline of the beautiful game ,we fell to our lowest point because of it ,but now we are on our way back up
Lets not use your success as a smokescreen for the tumour that festers in the bowels of Old Trafford ..... If you listen real carefully you will hear the sound of footsteps ,those footsteps belong to a legend (A REAL LEGEND) ,and he's on your case .....
So enjoy your time in the sun because there is always space in the history books for our new chapter to be penned ....
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:54 pmby dawson99
Igor Zidane wrote:Fu.ck off you scruffy tw@ts.
it's only a thread dude, leave us alone
i like the jog on approach myself
Posted:
Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:18 pmby roberto green
Simply:
The purple nosed bully hasn't got much oil left in the tank and when he's gone so will you.
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Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:26 amby alxy
What pains more is that ManU haven't played superbly well enough to deserve the title this year. If they do get it, it's not because they won it, but others lost it. Why don't ManU get into the kind of slumps that Chelsea or we did? Or develop that "weak" mentality that Arsenal have? Oh well, hopefully KK will put us back on the right track now. He was the last Liverpool manager to win the title, and one of the people old purple nose wanted to "knock off their perch", so it would be poetic for him to put us back up on the perch