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Dirk kuyt - Song fot the flying dutchman!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:03 am
by Rafa D
"To the tune of Lets go fly a kite"

Dirk Dirk Dirk kuyt!
Scores with 'is left or his right
oh let's go Dirk Kuyt
He can't stop scoring!!

The man all the blueshite fear
Taking the pis$ off out Davey Weir
Oh, let's go Dirk kuyt
Dirk Dirk Dirk kuyt!


Early stages but it's defo gonna be along the lines of "lets go fly a kite"



He's big, he's mean,
He smokes a lot of green,
Dirky Kuyt, Dirky Kuyt!!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:59 am
by tommycockles
that's pretty good actually!

not to ruin things but i read on the official site that his name rhymes with shout! (Kout??)- any other songs? (please no Lulu)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:21 pm
by Bad Bob
I started out one to the tune of "Shout" (Tears For Fears) on another thread but this seems the better place for it...

Kuyt, Kuyt make us all shout
He'll score the goals we've been doin' without
Look out, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, look out...

Feel free to add to, amend or mock as needed! :D

PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:30 pm
by Ciggy
DIRK KUYT WHERE-EVER HE MAY BE,
HE HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE UGLY TREE,
LIKE FOWLER,CROUCH AND CRAIG BELLAMY,
HIS FOOTBALL'S BOSS BUT HE'S FU.CKING UGLY. " :D


'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'  :laugh:  Quality








Not mine from another forum.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:32 pm
by stmichael
this could be rotterdam or anywhere
liverpool or rome
cos rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone
anywhere alone

p.s. one of the verses also mentions being blonde and beautiful :D

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:25 am
by KuytScores
Actually, Kuyt doesn't rhyme with any English word.
The Dutch "ui" sound does not appear in English. To the English listener, it might sound like "ou" (as in shout), but to Dutch ears, they are quite different.

Maybe you could just use a different pronounciation for each verse. That way, you get to vary a bit more.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:29 am
by Lando_Griffin
KuytScores wrote:Actually, Kuyt doesn't rhyme with any English word.
The Dutch "ui" sound does not appear in English. To the English listener, it might sound like "ou" (as in shout), but to Dutch ears, they are quite different.

Maybe you could just use a different pronounciation for each verse. That way, you get to vary a bit more.

Or not! :D

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:21 pm
by who the hell is diarra
Ciggy wrote:'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'  :laugh:  Quality

Thousands shouting get your Dirk Kowt , possibly like the grafton just on a larger scale  :oh:

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:47 pm
by Reinas No.1 Fan
who the hell is diarra wrote:
Ciggy wrote:'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'  :laugh:  Quality

Thousands shouting get your Dirk Kowt , possibly like the grafton just on a larger scale  :oh:

Good God, thats not a good chant  :rasp  :rasp

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:06 pm
by Ciggy
Reinas No.1 Fan wrote:
who the hell is diarra wrote:
Ciggy wrote:'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'  :laugh:  Quality

Thousands shouting get your Dirk Kowt , possibly like the grafton just on a larger scale  :oh:

Good God, thats not a good chant  :rasp  :rasp

Thats what you think wait and see  :laugh:
And Diarra cant ever say Ive been the Grafton now we all know where you hang out  :D

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:37 pm
by DrTNT
Dirk scored for Holland in the 90 min against Belarus

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:43 am
by JhJe
Ciggy wrote:'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'  :laugh:  Quality

Gosh!! What kind of song is that? Who on the other forums came out with it?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:44 am
by JhJe
Ciggy wrote:'Get your Dirk Kowt, get your Dirk Kowt, Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads. Get your Dirk Kowt for the lads.'  :laugh:  Quality

Gosh!! What kind of song is that? Who on the other forums came out with it?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:55 am
by JhJe
Whoops... double posted...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:03 pm
by who the hell is diarra
Ciggy wrote:Thousands shouting get your Dirk Kowt , possibly like the grafton just on a larger scale  :oh:


Good God, thats not a good chant  [/quote]
Thats what you think wait and see 

And Diarra cant ever say Ive been the Grafton now we all know where you hang out  :D[/quote]
It's reputation preceeds it cigs , so it's not from personal experience, and an innocent youngster ,such as myself , wouldn't go there.

Ok so thats a blatant lie i'm neither young or innocent unfortunatly, tho I really haven't been the Grafton.
:laugh: