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Just heard graverson is in talks with liverpool, this sounds very interesting, why another centrel midfielder, is gerrard staying out wide for the rest of the season, rafa getting another defender in, winger going to wait until the summer when joaquin could be coming, Hamman going graverson taking his place whats going on i wonder i give up!!!!!!!

Keep em coming 

[drummerphil]

Just heard graverson is in talks with liverpool, this sounds very interesting, why another centrel midfielder, is gerrard staying out wide for the rest of the season, rafa getting another defender in, winger going to wait until the summer when joaquin could be coming, Hamman going graverson taking his place whats going on i wonder i give up!!!!!!!

what a complete load of wánk..............do you ever stop or do you spend all night wide awake thinking of what bóllocks you can say next..............

[Ciggy]

Just heard graverson is in talks with liverpool, this sounds very interesting, why another centrel midfielder, is gerrard staying out wide for the rest of the season, rafa getting another defender in, winger going to wait until the summer when joaquin could be coming, Hamman going graverson taking his place whats going on i wonder i give up!!!!!!!

what a complete load of wánk..............do you ever stop or do you spend all night wide awake thinking of what bóllocks you can say next..............

[RUSHIE#9]

Just heard graverson is in talks with liverpool, this sounds very interesting, why another centrel midfielder, is gerrard staying out wide for the rest of the season, rafa getting another defender in, winger going to wait until the summer when joaquin could be coming, Hamman going graverson taking his place whats going on i wonder i give up!!!!!!!

what a complete load of wánk..............do you ever stop or do you spend all night wide awake thinking of what bóllocks you can say next..............

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I believe 'Welsh Wizzard' may actually be latin for
'bollocks'. 

[Paul C]

Just heard graverson is in talks with liverpool, this sounds very interesting, why another centrel midfielder, is gerrard staying out wide for the rest of the season, rafa getting another defender in, winger going to wait until the summer when joaquin could be coming, Hamman going graverson taking his place whats going on i wonder i give up!!!!!!!

what a complete load of wánk..............do you ever stop or do you spend all night wide awake thinking of what bóllocks you can say next..............

Totally, why does he post this ? at first people believed him but now everyone knows that he's always wrong and doesn't have any 'insiders' 

[stmichael]

welsh wizzard should stick to writing songs

[AlanHansen]

Hamman going graverson taking his place whats going on i wonder i give up!!!!!!!

No mate, don't give it up, we rely on you for news. 

[2520years]

Don't discourage him!  You'll stifle his imagination.


There aren't enough characters in football these days, and you've got to admit he's a character.

[welsh wizzard]

i'm rolling around the floor laughing my ribs are killing me!!!!!!!!

But then i get some more inside information its from mystic meg she is a cook at the melwood training ground, agger will only eat weetabix he has 5 weetabix before training and when training has finished he has another 5 weetabix,his stamina and fitness is unreal.........

A lorry load of weetabix was delivered on monday everyone was wondering why so much its never happened before, now we know why. The Daniel aggar meister was on his way.


Today a lorry load of rusks have arrived, next week none other than the meister from south is arriving its the young lad walcott, its scary he does the same has 5 before training and 5 after training its supposed to give him lightning pace.

This is from the lovely cook at melwood mystic meg....

There is even a store room of ready break thats been there for a while.This hasn't been touched yet. This must be for the lightning winger gonzalles still waiting for his arrival, he is that quick over 30 yards he turns orange........

I will keep you informed of the latest deliverys...............

[drummerphil]

i'm rolling around the floor laughing my ribs are killing me!!!!!!!!

But then i get some more inside information its from mystic meg she is a cook at the melwood training ground, agger will only eat weetabix he has 5 weetabix before training and when training has finished he has another 5 weetabix,his stamina and fitness is unreal.........

A lorry load of weetabix was delivered on monday everyone was wondering why so much its never happened before, now we know why. The Daniel aggar meister was on his way.


Today a lorry load of rusks have arrived, next week none other than the meister from south is arriving its the young lad walcott, its scary he does the same has 5 before training and 5 after training its supposed to give him lightning pace.

This is from the lovely cook at melwood mystic meg....

There is even a store room of ready break thats been there for a while.This hasn't been touched yet. This must be for the lightning winger gonzalles still waiting for his arrival, he is that quick over 30 yards he turns orange........

I will keep you informed of the latest deliverys...............

dont bother eh..............your sh!te is bad enough without knowing  another huge mound is on its way.

[Effes]

i'm rolling around the floor laughing my ribs are killing me!!!!!!!!

But then i get some more inside information its from mystic meg she is a cook at the melwood training ground, agger will only eat weetabix he has 5 weetabix before training and when training has finished he has another 5 weetabix,his stamina and fitness is unreal.........

A lorry load of weetabix was delivered on monday everyone was wondering why so much its never happened before, now we know why. The Daniel aggar meister was on his way.


Today a lorry load of rusks have arrived, next week none other than the meister from south is arriving its the young lad walcott, its scary he does the same has 5 before training and 5 after training its supposed to give him lightning pace.

This is from the lovely cook at melwood mystic meg....

There is even a store room of ready break thats been there for a while.This hasn't been touched yet. This must be for the lightning winger gonzalles still waiting for his arrival, he is that quick over 30 yards he turns orange........

I will keep you informed of the latest deliverys...............

Tremendous stuff

[Red @ Heart]

i'm rolling around the floor laughing my ribs are killing me!!!!!!!!

But then i get some more inside information its from mystic meg she is a cook at the melwood training ground, agger will only eat weetabix he has 5 weetabix before training and when training has finished he has another 5 weetabix,his stamina and fitness is unreal.........

A lorry load of weetabix was delivered on monday everyone was wondering why so much its never happened before, now we know why. The Daniel aggar meister was on his way.


Today a lorry load of rusks have arrived, next week none other than the meister from south is arriving its the young lad walcott, its scary he does the same has 5 before training and 5 after training its supposed to give him lightning pace.

This is from the lovely cook at melwood mystic meg....

There is even a store room of ready break thats been there for a while.This hasn't been touched yet. This must be for the lightning winger gonzalles still waiting for his arrival, he is that quick over 30 yards he turns orange........

I will keep you informed of the latest deliverys...............

c,mon guiys didnt it make you atleast smirk? cos i did.

funny indeed.

[hawkmoon269]

Do you know if they bought the cereals from ASDA, Sainsbury's or Tescos?

[Paul C]

Do you know if they bought the cereals from ASDA, Sainsbury's or Tescos?

I heard it was Tesco, cos 'every little helps'

[dangerousred]

well when i heard that we put a 8m bid in for simao i was like yes until yesterday when chelsea put in a bid for simao.......... 24m  and they put it in to stop us getting him