1) john motson claiming that the newcastle chairman had given lauren robert "a good roasting" before the game due to comments he made in the press during the week.
2) ryan giggs coming on in his tights, proving once again that he is "the only gay in the village".
3) the camera panning to ant and dec in the executive box and them both being virtually in tears.
4) mike riley actually giving a decision AGAINST manure for the first time ever. mind you it was ronaldo blatantly diving.
