New song for rooney

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Postby Stan Laurel » Tue Aug 31, 2004 11:28 am

You know we are playing Man Utd in Sept 20th.

If that fat b@stard sign for W*nkchester we need to make a lot of noises to take the p1ss out on that fat b@stard at Theatre of Nightmare.

We like to have a new song for him.....if you all got ideas, let me know and put it in this post, please.

Thanks

Stan  :)
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Postby 72-1090627431 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:42 pm

Rooney Rooney
You are a fat looney
You have got a fat face
that looks like a balooney.

Your a money grabbing git
a smelly little sh*t
We are gonna be mean
and gang bang yer bird, Coleen.

If that dont work I dont know what will!
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Postby simic_ie » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:47 pm

Your Manc,
Your Fat,
You are a f*cking tw*t,
Your Wayne Rooney
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Postby cheesecakery » Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:52 pm

to the tune of 'my old mans a dustman,

Roony is a footballer ,
he plays in football shoes ,
and every time he drinks a cup of tea,
he says thanks mates ,and David Moyes too !

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Postby 109-1093441336 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:22 pm

...simply
slapper,
there only one auld slapper,
one auld slapper,
theres only one auld slapper ....!!

he'll get the hint:D
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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:28 pm

"Well he was just 17, and you know what I mean, and the way he looks is way beyond compare..." (ugly tw#t)

how could he not f#ck that prossie? when he saw her lying there?"

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Postby 109-1093441336 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:52 pm

To the tune of  " i love you baby, and if its quite alright i love u baby...."

rooney shagged  that slapper
he put his little todge inside that slapper
he got HIV from that slapper

im thinking vice related songs
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:23 pm

meelan#5 wrote:To the tune of  " i love you baby, and if its quite alright i love u baby...."

rooney shagged  that slapper
he put his little todge inside that slapper
he got HIV from that slapper

im thinking vice related songs

Im thinking you dont write too many songs ?
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Postby Stan Laurel » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:44 pm

Hustlers Revenge wrote:Rooney Rooney
You are a fat looney
You have got a fat face
that looks like a balooney.

Your a money grabbing git
a smelly little sh*t
We are gonna be mean
and gang bang yer bird, Coleen.

If that dont work I dont know what will!

Funny as f**k!!!
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Postby Paul C » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:49 pm

Stan Laurel wrote:
Hustlers Revenge wrote:Rooney Rooney
You are a fat looney
You have got a fat face
that looks like a balooney.

Your a money grabbing git
a smelly little sh*t
We are gonna be mean
and gang bang yer bird, Coleen.

If that dont work I dont know what will!

Funny as f**k!!!

Agreed  :D
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Postby Starbridge42 » Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:12 pm

Nice work Hustler,
Funny as ******! :D  :D  :D
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Postby The retrun of beavis » Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:50 pm

Roony Roony on the wing
Roony Roony on the wing :D
Im f##king hilarious me!

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Postby 109-1093441336 » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:50 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:
meelan#5 wrote:To the tune of  " i love you baby, and if its quite alright i love u baby...."

rooney shagged  that slapper
he put his little todge inside that slapper
he got HIV from that slapper

im thinking vice related songs

Im thinking you dont write too many songs ?

I'm thinking you've been personally offended  ???
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......Kerb Crawler !!
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:42 pm

(sang to the hey baby song)
Hey Hey-ey Rooney!
We wanna know-o-a-o
do you wanna a pie!

(sang to tune of who let the dogs out)
Who let the blob out?
Roo-hoo-hoo-ney!


or just before kick off start chanting Rooney!Rooney! so he thinks we're calling his name in admiration and when he gives us a wave chant FAT C@NT!
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Stan Laurel » Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:21 pm

Lee J wrote:(sang to the hey baby song)
Hey Hey-ey Rooney!
We wanna know-o-a-o
do you wanna a pie!

(sang to tune of who let the dogs out)
Who let the blob out?
Roo-hoo-hoo-ney!


or just before kick off start chanting Rooney!Rooney! so he thinks we're calling his name in admiration and when he gives us a wave chant FAT C@NT!

Good one!!

Keep going, plenty of time before Sept 20th.

I want that fat b@stard to get suffered on that night!! I want to make sure that fat b@stard won't never forget his first game against us!!  :D
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