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by **112-1077774096** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:02 pm

yes its true, everton are giving away free season tickets, look at the first 2 phones

everton are :censored:

by **grayghost** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:08 pm

And a free shopping spree at Tesco..... Ha those bunch of bums.

by **destro** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:22 pm

They don't deserve a new topic so i will put it here

I'm watching them playing spurs ( they are 3-1 up by the way ) are they cheering their W*nk team on NO they are singing "The baby's not yours !!" i hate them tw@ts

by **Rafa D** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:07 pm

gutted.

by **Dundalk** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:10 pm

I watched the game and Spurs were really really bad, I wouldst look to much into this one

by **The Manhattan Project** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:48 pm

LOL!!!!111

EverTon are top of da table!!!!11111

De will win da PreMuershuiop!!!!LOLZZZZ

cArsLEY iz soooooooooooo hOtt

by **RUSHIE#9** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:55 pm

Heard this on the radio driving to work this morning and I must have looked a right wierdo drivin along on my own laughin me head off.

You just get the feelin that all those jokes about free season tickets with every pack of bog rolls at Tesco are just gonna come true when they've got 55,000 seats to fill.

F*ckin losers.

by **The Manhattan Project** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:10 am

Manhattan is listening to Alan Brazil and Mike Parry (Everton fan) on Talksport.

The way Parry is talking, you'd think Everscum had WON the Premiership.

:laugh:

by **stmichael** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:34 am

Altough it pains me to say it, Arteta is class. I thought he had a great game last night and I seen a few highlights from Saturday, he had a good game there too.

I reckon Barca will be in for him come the end of the season. He's too good to be at Everton. If it wern't for him they wouldn't have won last night. FACT. Even though Spurs were sh#t.

He won the 2 free-kicks they scored off and took one himself. He set the second goal up with a ball into the box, he also held the ball up well, which I don't reckon any other Everton player can do.

Shows you how good Spains midfield is that he has never been capped.

by **stmichael** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:38 am

by **hello_red** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:10 am

Was chatting to an Everton supporter today outside a pub called Styles, anyway as soon as footbal was metioned he went from a very interesting person to a 'dont even bother' kinda person. I was only trying to talk about football and his thouthts about Everton in Europe. Ohwell!

by **The Manhattan Project** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:12 am

Was chatting to an Everton supporter today outside a pub called Styles, anyway as soon as footbal was metioned he went from a very interesting person to a 'dont even bother' kinda person. I was only trying to talk about football and his thouthts about Everton in Europe. Ohwell!

Probably because he knew that a conversation about Everton In Europe won't last very long. Just like their Champions League and UEFA Cup campaigns.

by **hello_red** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:58 pm

haha yeah probably. i love winding me mates up who are Everton supporters. Although you do get the odd :censored:

that cant take a joke. While watching the champs league final after we had lost a blue nose bitter :censored:

started singing ring of fire! needless to say he was put in his place, show some respect. well they have none.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:50 am

got this off from www.the-spine.com

Food giants Tesco today revealed plans to join forces with Everton FC and move into the world of football with their own brand of mid-table finishers. Said Bert Krump, head of new product lines, ‘we wanted to provide a cheaper alternative for those football fans that prefer to enjoy their sport without the usual headaches of cup finals, championships, penalty shootouts, and victory parades. We want to help Everton FC continue to provide this valuable service for many more years to come.’ Going on to explain this new development in highstreet retail, Krump explained: ‘Most of our customers think the whole idea of winning takes too much time out of their daily routine and so, by providing ready-packed disappointment in every Tesco store, they can enjoy their football certain that need never have to buy new flags or scarves just to announce things like their team having become European Champions.’

Everton fans responded angrily to news that turnstyles will now be replaced by express checkouts and season tickets replaced by Tesco clubcards. ‘Gutted,’ said Jake Spinach, an Everton fan of twenty years. ‘On matchday, I queued up for an hour to get in the ground. Then they turned me away because I had more than ten items in my basket.’ A tearful Spinach explained: ‘I just got confused. I didn’t realise a cabbage was classed as an item of grocery. I’m more used to them playing defensive midfield.’

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:53 am

hello_red wrote:Was chatting to an Everton supporter today outside a pub called Styles, anyway as soon as footbal was metioned he went from a very interesting person to a 'dont even bother' kinda person. I was only trying to talk about football and his thouthts about Everton in Europe. Ohwell!

the kunt has a pub as well

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