Speaking to Man U colleagues, it appears that the general consensus between Scum fans is that Slur Alex of Threshers days as manager maybe numbered, most are saying that its time for a change.
Now, I for one can’t let that happen, so join me in the ‘Keep The Drunk in command of the sinking ship’ petition. Lets rally round the purple nosed scumbag and ensure that his wages buy many more bottles of Asda Whisky! We can’t let him leave so that a younger manager with an ounce of sense and soberness can steady the ship, someone who isn’t so bitter and twisted that he sounds like some sort of b#stard offspring from a threesome between Alf Garnett, Victor Meldrew and Princess Margaret!
Come on people, with this man in charge for years to come his ‘hallowed’ name can be further diminished, and maybe people will realise that there was football ‘pre-premiership’, and there were a few clubs that won things aside Manure. I have a dream, and that one day a journalist will be cured, he will pick up an old copy of ‘Shoot’ and discover men such as Shankly, Paisley and Fagan. Too much to ask??
So Come on, add your name to this petition, and we can carry on laughing when he throws on 5 forwards with no supply. Chortle with me as we see both Djemba’s laughably unable to pass. Amuse yourself at the freak show that is the Neville. Giggle when you realise the richest club in the world can’t afford better subs than Bellion and Miller. Look in amazement at the comical face that is Rooney. Stare in wonder at the girl on the right wing without breasts.
Add your name to this petition please.


