VS 
Liverpool VS Sunderland
Judge started the thread back in October when we played this shower which of course led to the famous 'beachball' goal.
Hoping we'll not get too pestered by these and steadily knock 4 goals in against them. Sending them back 'oop north with their stripy scarfs trailing behind.
Had a few nights out in Sunderland. Good place to go for cheap Working Mens Club beer, then on for a kebab and a fight. Sunderland women are harder than the men. We met this lass outside the kebab shop at 3am, 'Dockyard Doris' was drunk as a skunk but still managed to muster up enough energy to shout across the road at a couple of police bobbies "awhey ya fooooking pair a pigs!".
On our way to the taxi rank she was feeling the urge for a pee so my mate said "you wanna hand?" (meaning he'd hold her kebab while she squat at the side of a hedge) "What ya gunna do like, squeeze me fooooooking head like?"
Couple of minutes later she wails "aye, a needs a sheeiite now like!" At that point we launched her kebab in her direction and ran like chuff. "arrgh ya pair a b@stads, fooooking chilli sauce on ma heeed!" Classy bird.
Best thing to come out of Sunderland? The A19 South.
Bring it on!!
