Ok,
After collating the results, and noticing I have not won a single thing, here are the results and they cannot be changed... so tough if you're not happy, as I'm not bothered... ok
We'll start off with the most recent, the newkit newcomer of 2009.
There was a bit of a stewards enquiry about this one. New people were the same as old people, I was about 9 different people, so it has to go to the one eprson we think is him, and not someone else... make sense?
The winner: Made in UK
Next we come to Mod of the year, now this is a very serious award, one for the ages... and the winner, according to the thousands of votes brought in to myself is Bad Bob
Now I don't really like Bob, I really like bob, nice one lad!!!
Baddie of the year is one that no one wants to win, but its the one that more than anyone can win, and the winner of this, the one who got more votes than anyone? Kazza
I've never been happier to give out an award (I especially love how none of the mods would vote on this, but I think we all know they wanted to vote more than anyone!!!
Seriously tho Kaz, happy Christmas mate!
The pessimist and optimist of the year are coming to collect there award together, I think thats the best way to do it...it's almost kinda romantic... and when we see the winners we can only guess on the offspring!!!
Now it should really be Nan and Heimdell winning these awards, but I actually think they'd get on... so who's going on the blind date?
Congratulations Lando and Lakes
Fly on the wall there would be different eh?
Please come back...
Now this is one where there can be no winner, some say Manhatton, some say Leon, some say all of them...
But it's the votes what counts... so Manhatton, you're the one eprson here weirder than me, so get your skinny a$$ back on the forum.
Joker of the year is my favourite award, as its the laughs what counts when it's all going wrong. Most of us go all moody, me included, but there is one person on here whose IQ won't allow him to get upset, so the 2009 Forrest Gump joker of the year award goes to... Andy_g (his avatar was all that was needed to win it)
Football poster of the year should be the most important award on a forum like this, but this is Newkit, and that's not how we roll... but it is an important award... the winner?
Big Mick Can't wait for his acceptance speech hehe, nice!
MODS AWARD: I would like to give this to someone who frequently courts controversy on here, despite not always being allowed the luxury of true understanding: Somebody who i have, in the past and will continue to, respect for a single act of humility that is indicative of the lads character, which few might have hesitated to emulate. care of Red37
And it is for Lando Griffin.
Couple of stupid awards now:
For keeping the fit bird zone alive and kicking: dundalk!!!
Drunk of the Year: Number 9
romantic couple of the year: Festy and Judge, we can hear through the walls guys!!!
Man of the people 2009: Igor
Here come the girls! Nan and Cigs, always together, posting, keeping it kinky, we luv em!!!!
Now, the most important award of the evening, the Newkit member of the year 2009. Previous winner of this illustrious award include a lot of people I can't think of right now, but they're awesome.
The winner this year is always on, posts just as much in football chat as in general, and has been a great contributer to the site.
The winner is a happy poster, and to be honest is getting on a bit so needs this award to keep him happy.
Congratulations to
s@int Newkit member of the year 2009!!!!
OK, that's it, I can't be bothered to type anymore.
Happy New Year to all, I'm off to Glasgow to get so drunk I end up with a glaswegian bird, and we all know how drunk you gotta be to do that.
I will say tho, there are forums with more members, but there is no forum with better members. The good, the bad, the ugly. We're all here, and the core of us have been here for years... and that's a nice thing. Feck I sound like Springer.
Take care of yourselves, and each other
oh, one last award, picture of the year:
LATERZZZ and ting