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Postby made in UK » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:12 am

LFC2007 wrote::laugh:

Nods the banned member.



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"I'm a bellend and now I'm banned for life"
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:28 pm

made in UK wrote:
LFC2007 wrote::laugh:

Nods the banned member.



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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:30 pm

LFC2007 wrote:
Judge wrote:you still didnt know the Fu*king answer though

??? Obviously, hence the reason I didn't put down a valid answer.

No need to be a k'unt about it.

you did though, YOU said probably some german word

as for being a c'unt about it, you need to look in the mirror matey - it was you who started it, by assuming i spam the forum

i did not spam anywhere, i answered the question, you did not. i pointed out with a smiley, a laughing one i may add, so YOU took it upon yourself to charge an unprovoked attack
SO - you stop being the C'UNT - OK
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Postby LFC2007 » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:11 pm

"No idea. Probably some German word."

is not a valid answer. Don't you think I'd have put a word down if I had claimed to know the answer? ???

Well done for getting the question right though. I promise not to 'attack' you in future :laugh:
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:15 pm

ok :p
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:40 am

historically the Maypax Riddles Daily never had any spats..till page 102. this must be a Newkit record :D

anyway, what are the following?

1) My miss means you gave,
Your word you would do;
My mote means next year,
The next grade for you.

2) Alone I am evil,
Wicked, gross, and base;
With in I am high strung,
Plucked or stroked with grace.

3) I never was, am always to be.
No one ever saw me, nor ever will.
And yet I am the confidence of all,
To live and breath on this terrestrial ball.
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:21 am

1/ PROMISE  AND PROMOTE

3/ future
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:47 am

yep. left with #2
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:08 am

define the word "spammer", in either 4 letters, or 3 words.
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:30 pm

You manufacture brain wave entrainment CDs for companies that sell self-improvement products. You are at the post office, with ten boxes of them ready to close up and ship out, but you have a problem. Nine of the boxes contain CDs that are designed to put the listener into an "alpha" or relaxing state, and one is full of Cds that are designed to put the user into a deeper "delta" state, for deep sleep. They look identical, and you forgot to label them.

There is one difference, however. You remember that the "alpha" Cds weigh 15 grams, and because different CD "blanks were used, the "delta" Cds weigh 18 grams. Unfortunately, you can't feel the difference in weight by lifting them.

The post office does have a scale. It costs one dollar each time you weigh something, though, and you want to keep your costs down. How do you use the scale as few times as possible to determine which are the "delta" CDs?
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Postby Benny The Noon » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:51 pm

1. Vowels
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Postby Benny The Noon » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:54 pm

2. Weigh two at a time . then the pair that is different weight to the other four one one of those boxes so maximum 6 weighs
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Postby Greavesie » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:10 pm

I only just noticed the littel spat, was it serious or just taking the p!ss? I for one found it pretty funny
All round the fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and could he play!)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:36 pm

Greavesie wrote:I only just noticed the littel spat, was it serious or just taking the p!ss? I for one found it pretty funny

i have no clue :D i was very surprised though.
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Postby Benny The Noon » Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:45 pm

I'm guessing vowels is wrong then
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