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Postby Dundalk » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:43 pm

Meet the 22-year-old who dreams of being the next male Jordan and who plans to have £50,000 of cosmetic surgery - all funded by his mum

Nineteen-year-old model Adam plans to pursue his dream of heading to LA for a host of cosmetic surgery, in a bid to be the next Jordan, aka Katie Price.

Adam has already had botox, lip fillers, teeth whitening, skin peels and countless sunbeds and nows he hopes to have a nose job, pectoral implants, laser resurfacing, abdominal etching to give him a six pack, chin re-alignment, 24 dental veneers and calf implants.

Extravagant demands

Adam's mother Amanda is happy to fund his extreme makeover - an ordeal that could see her fork out a cool £55,000. She says she's always paid for Adam's extravagant ideals, including first class tickets for him to fly LA while she holidays at Pontins.

Extreme measures

She said: "If he wants the surgery and it makes him happy, then I want him to go for it. If I have to re-mortgage my home to pay for it, I will."

Adam said: "I want the perfect body. When I look in the mirror, I'm not happy with what I see. And I know I could go to the gym to get pecs but cosmetic surgery is there to be had."

Among Adam's possessions are two different coloured i-Phones, which enable him to co-ordinate them with his outfits, three designer watches - one costing £10,000, a selection of £250 tracksuits and a £10,000 luggage set.

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For the love of God would someone not have a word with this fella, or would it just be easier to give him a lethal injection instead of an anesthetic when he is going in for the operations.   :no
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Postby Bammo » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:25 pm

That man is probably eligible to vote.
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Postby andy_g » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:45 pm

if he was a girl half of you would be creaming yourselves over it in the fit birds zone

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Postby andy_g » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:51 pm

can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

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Postby Reg » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:02 pm

What a homo.
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:09 pm

andy_g wrote:can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

:laugh:

what a bad t!t :D

inbulk at that song  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:16 pm

Adam = gayboy
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Dundalk » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:22 pm

andy_g wrote:can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

:laugh:

For the love of God  Image
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Postby Bammo » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:26 pm

andy_g wrote:can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

:laugh:

There's no way that's a serious site...surely? ???  :Oo:  :suspect:

It's either a funny hoax or a hilarious tool making a tw.at of himself  :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:57 pm

Dundalk wrote:
andy_g wrote:can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

:laugh:

For the love of God  Image

The water gun pmsl  :laugh:
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Postby bunglemark2 » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:58 pm

See ? I always believed there was justifiable cause for selective genocide. People like that are taking up valuable place on this planet. It's time for the revolution !! :D
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Postby Emerald Red » Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:39 pm

andy_g wrote:can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

:laugh:

F'ckin hell. I feel ashamed he's from the same country as me. What a ballbag.
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Postby Igor Zidane » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:00 pm

Could only watch half of it . What a bellend , check out the gangstarrrrrrrr stance with the watergun . Feckin pleb , i expect to see him at our next home game.
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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:14 pm

bunglemark2 wrote:See ? I always believed there was justifiable cause for selective genocide. People like that are taking up valuable place on this planet. It's time for the revolution !! :D

I'm with you brother, get rid of these plebs and they won't be using valuable resources which will help the environment and in turn end global warming.

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Postby NANNY RED » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:23 pm

:laugh:  :upside: kinhell

Right ive decided any whopper i come across at the match is goin in here, thread of whoppers  :nod
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