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Woollyback wrote:she lives in manchester but unfortunately for you lot, her fella is about 6 foot 2 and built like a brick sh!thouse 

No prob, I´m 6'7" but its her I want to shág not him. 

Reg wrote:

Woollyback wrote:she lives in manchester but unfortunately for you lot, her fella is about 6 foot 2 and built like a brick sh!thouse 

No prob, I´m 6'7" but its her I want to shág not him. 

good one reg   

stmichael wrote:

Banana

The waist measurement is less than 9 inches smaller than the hips or bust measurement. The body has a relatively high androgen level compared to the estrogen level, and this causes the skeleton to develop in a more masculine pattern and body fat to be distributed predominantly in the abdomen, buttocks, chest and face.



Apple

Apple shaped women have broader shoulders and bust, and narrower hips. Apple shaped women have (much) higher androgen levels compared to women with other body types. Because of this high androgen level, the skeleton develops in a masculine pattern. Fat is mainly distributed in the abdomen, chest, and face.



Pear

The hip measurement is greater than the bust measurement. The distribution of fat varies, with fat tending to deposit first in the buttocks, hips and thighs. As body fat percentage increases, an increasing proportion of body fat is distributed around the waist and upper abdomen.



Hourglass

The hip and bust are almost of equal size with a narrow waist. Body fat distribution tends to be around both the upper body and lower body. This body type enlarges the arms, chest, hips and rear before other parts, including waist and upper abdomen. Because of the preference shown to physical symmetry, many celebrities falsely claim hourglass measurements but actually rate closer to a straight figure or apple.



Feel free to disagree, debate, post other samples   

stmichael wrote:

Has the body of a 15 year old boy

   

GYBS wrote:How about just say she isnt my type or not the sort of girl i like or attacts you as opposed to calling her heavy or hefty or fat etc. Bit less insulting .

Big Niall wrote:

GYBS wrote:How about just say she isnt my type or not the sort of girl i like or attacts you as opposed to calling her heavy or hefty or fat etc. Bit less insulting .

Okay - pretty girl but just not my type.

13 pages and you give in you bottler     

Dundalk wrote:

stmichael wrote:

Has the body of a 15 year old boy

   

Big Niall wrote:

GYBS wrote:How about just say she isnt my type or not the sort of girl i like or attacts you as opposed to calling her heavy or hefty or fat etc. Bit less insulting .

Okay - pretty girl but just not my type.

Cant believe you folded like a poor origami animal mate 

GYBS wrote:

Big Niall wrote:

GYBS wrote:How about just say she isnt my type or not the sort of girl i like or attacts you as opposed to calling her heavy or hefty or fat etc. Bit less insulting .

Okay - pretty girl but just not my type.

Cant believe you folded like a poor origami animal mate 

folded like a poker player with a sh*t hand 

Big Niall wrote:Just looking for the quiet life without the hassles of internet stalkers.

no quiet life for you ever again!!

every time you say something against the grain we will hound you until you give in