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Ciggy wrote:My fella kept taking the p!ss calling me Jacques Cousteau

It was 50 metres deep here    seen a puffer fish, 2 lion fish, angel fish it really is just amazing, scary as feck though when you look down the wall to the bottom of the sea.

Them feckers threw bread it and all the fish swarmed around me I sh!t meself.

did they have to scoop the poop outta the red sea


when i was in sharm a guy had been paddling in the shallows. the fish swam around his feet, then after around 2 mins there was an almighty scream

i looked round to see this russian guy with a bellowing gash in his right big toe. half the flesh was missing as one of the fish took  a bit out of him. needless to say our lass saw that and began screaming, and she wasnt even in the water !!