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Postby 106-1093504160 » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:29 pm

wayne rooney - weeble
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Postby stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:37 pm

kieron dyer to get the lead role in forrest gump 2. he just runs and runs and runs........ :D
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Postby JBG » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:49 pm

Frank Clark (remember him?  :D  ) as an interpretor.

Stan Collymore as a safe sex teacher.

Robbie Savage as an Afghan hound.  :D
Jolly Bob Grumbine.
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:53 pm

c.ronaldo  justin timberlakes backing dancers
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:53 pm

razor ruddock meat auctioneer in the market
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:54 pm

scholes city council gardener
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Postby stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:55 pm

arsene wenger and alex ferguson to star in the new revamped brookside. in a sensational storyline, fergie is found buried under wengers patio but wenger claims he "didn't see anything".

in response, gary neville starts punching the ground like a girl in frustration, phil neville just stands there looking gormless and van horseface falls over in despair holding his face.


:D  :D  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:55 pm

john hartson lemonade man
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Postby simic_ie » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:58 pm

Igor Biscan ---> a wooden plank :D
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:58 pm

baros lifeguard on baywatch
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:59 pm

biscan second hand furniture shop
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:00 pm

phil thompson with a curly wig as barry manilows stunt double
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:02 pm

alan curbishly insurance fella that comes to ya house
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Postby stmichael » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:03 pm

jesus christ cisse, when you get on a roll there's no stopping you is there? :;):  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:04 pm

LMFAO :D
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