Attractive girls who turn out to have awful teeth.
Smelly fannies
Igor Zidane wrote:Students .
People who never say please or thankyou .
People who say , what time is the next train . When the staion is bursting with timetables.
People who say Return . Yes where too the outer friggin hebredies.
Scalls who stand there with there hands down the kecks ,gobbing everywhere .
And finally STUDENTS.
Greavesie wrote:Igor Zidane wrote:Students .
People who never say please or thankyou .
People who say , what time is the next train . When the staion is bursting with timetables.
People who say Return . Yes where too the outer friggin hebredies.
Scalls who stand there with there hands down the kecks ,gobbing everywhere .
And finally STUDENTS.
you love us really
students I mean
tonyeh wrote:Sorry Bammo, if it was my EU Treaties poll.
Number 9 wrote:Greavesie wrote::laugh: cant argue there if I'm honest but I assure you I do NOT fit in to that norm
Yeah ya do,smelly pot noodle eating fu,cker!!![]()
Greavesie wrote:Number 9 wrote:Greavesie wrote::laugh: cant argue there if I'm honest but I assure you I do NOT fit in to that norm
Yeah ya do,smelly pot noodle eating fu,cker!!![]()
Igor Zidane wrote:Greavesie wrote:Number 9 wrote:Greavesie wrote::laugh: cant argue there if I'm honest but I assure you I do NOT fit in to that norm
Yeah ya do,smelly pot noodle eating fu,cker!!![]()
Little scenario for you .
Smelly student " Can i have a return "?
Me " Where too "?
Smelly student " Err yer know , that way " . Smelly student is now pointing down the track .
Me " No , what station "
Smelly student now turns round and has a conflab with his /her smelly mates.
Smelly student " Central stati... no moorfiel.... no central . "
Me " well which is it mate , central or moorfields"
Smelly stident " Central , yeh central "
I push the button and go to give him his ticket .
Me " £2.50 lash "
Smelly student " oh and i've got a student railcard " ,he he/she usually follows this with a stupid smile .
Meanwhile the queue is out the door and up the street .
Me "Give me them tickets back , i'll have to give you knew ones"
I push the button and issue him/her with there discounted tickets.
Me "£1.25 lash "
Smelly student " oh can i pay on my card " another stupid smile .
I'm looking like alex ferguson now when he doesn't get a penno .
Me " you havent got £1.25 on you "
Smelly student " err no ,i havent been the cash machine " .
Me "give me those friggin tickets back , i'll have to give you new ones again "
I push the button and say "put yer card in mate "
Me " that beeping sound means ,you can put your PIN in "
Smelly student " oh right yeh "
Me " Your card hasn't been authorised , now feck off . NEXT "
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