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by **Big Niall** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:53 pm

Bammo wrote:30% although I'd argue that most of the Chavvy things I said yes to weren't Chavvy!

chavs don't know their chavs

The test was fairly accurate though.

I'm 11% chav - but nearly everybody here goes to a government paid for school :angry:

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:43 pm

im 0%

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:48 pm

Judge wrote:im 0%

liar!!!

u have never eaten a pot noodle?
never got a kfc family bucket when drunk?
never brought a present from a petrol station when drunk?
never worn a football shirt?

Those are the ones that got me

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:14 pm

dawson99 wrote:
Judge wrote:im 0%

liar!!!

u have never eaten a pot noodle?
never got a kfc family bucket when drunk?
never brought a present from a petrol station when drunk?
never worn a football shirt?

Those are the ones that got me

should read 30% - typo dawson

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:20 pm

lol..pretty massive typo dude... sure its not 100% judgey mcChavski

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:22 pm

I'm 19% Chav ! At my age I'm wondering, should I be disappointed at such low scoring? and what's a chav ?

by **Glen Quagmire** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:28 pm

19% for me too

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:39 pm

dawson99 wrote:lol..pretty massive typo dude... sure its not 100% judgey mcChavski

only missed the 3 off daws

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:44 pm

i know, only joshing with u dude

as for woof, chavfather general methinks

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:45 pm

woof has spent too much time in KFC me thinks

by **lakes10** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:30 pm

You are 37% Chav!

by **lakes10** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:38 pm

I better go to work in a min once i have eat up all my pot noodle and got off the phone to my Nan, better take off my liverpool away shirt and put on a shirt and tie beforee i go, must not forget to pop into iceland on the way out to pick up some of their chap bakedbeans to go with my KCF when i get home tonight, i will getto the shops fast, dont worry the big fin on the backof my car makes it go faster.

must not forget to water the B&Q stone tree holder on the way out and make sure i dont hook my argos chain on the fence peg like i did last night.

none of that is true apart from the fact i am sitting her with a liverpool away shirt on and must go to work in a min.

by **Number 9** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:36 pm

lakes10 wrote:I better go to work in a min once i have eat up all my pot noodle and got off the phone to my Nan, better take off my liverpool away shirt and put on a shirt and tie beforee i go, must not forget to pop into iceland on the way out to pick up some of their chap bakedbeans to go with my KCF when i get home tonight, i will getto the shops fast, dont worry the big fin on the backof my car makes it go faster.

must not forget to water the B&Q stone tree holder on the way out and make sure i dont hook my argos chain on the fence peg like i did last night.

none of that is true apart from the fact i am sitting her with a liverpool away shirt on and must go to work in a min.

Dont forget to walk "Tyson" the staff when you get home!!

by **Big Niall** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:04 pm

tatoos should be in the questionaire, and wearing baseball caps, thinking tabloids have the news in them, was wearing a chain (if you're male) in there?, when dressed up you're still wearing runners, your watch is massive with fake diamonds or gold/silver, you think costa del anything is glamourous, you buy wine in a box, you wear a hood when its not raining, your windows of the car are blacked out, you think the bigger the spoiler the better the car, you have a picture of dogs playing pool/golf/cards etc,

by **Number 9** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:11 pm

Big Niall wrote:tatoos should be in the questionaire, and wearing baseball caps, thinking tabloids have the news in them, was wearing a chain (if you're male) in there?, when dressed up you're still wearing runners, your watch is massive with fake diamonds or gold/silver, you think costa del anything is glamourous, you buy wine in a box, you wear a hood when its not raining, your windows of the car are blacked out, you think the bigger the spoiler the better the car, you have a picture of dogs playing pool/golf/cards etc,

Feck all wrong with tattoos if they look good and are tasteful!!

Obviously if you have a home done one on your fore arm saying Mum+Dad its chavy!But there are some great tats out there done by good artists!!

Some people just dont like them full stop which is a matter of opinion,but good tats dont make a person a chav....Chavs dont have good tats though!

For example your initials on your neck just under the ear is chavy as chavy can be!!

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