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by **NANNY RED** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:29 pm

David Blaine is devastated. He's just found out that his record of 44 days in a box doing fu.ck all has been smashed by Dimitar Berbatov.

News Flash---Messi's hotel room was broken into last night. Roman police are qustioning Man United's midfield as they were no where to be seen from 19:45 to 22:00

:laugh:

by **Number 9** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:33 pm

NANNY RED wrote:David Blaine is devastated. He's just found out that his record of 44 days in a box doing fu.ck all has been smashed by Dimitar Berbatov.

News Flash---Messi's hotel room was broken into last night. Roman police are qustioning Man United's midfield as they were no where to be seen from 19:45 to 22:00

i stole the messi one for my facebook!!

by **NANNY RED** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:34 pm

Bloke goes into a brasshouse in Rome and asks "How much for humiliation?"
The Madam tells him £45.00
"What do I get for that?" ha asks.
"A fu*king Man U shirt" she replies.
:laugh:

Weather warning, North West Water are on high alert from the amount of Scousers :censored:

themselves.

OXO have brought out a new red and white cube to mark Man Utd's defeat. It's called laughing stock.

by **tubby** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:02 pm

Keep the jokes coming lol

by **DrPepe** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:51 am

more excuses in the indie

A mitigating factor for the failure to stem Barcelona's tide came to light when it emerged that Michael Carrick, whose struggle to cope with Xavi and Andres Iniesta was a significant factor in Manchester United's Champions League defeat, was playing with a broken toe. United could not confirm last night whether the injury was sustained in the final or beforehand but the pain the 27-year-old would have been in offers some explanation for the poor night Carrick experienced in the Stadio Olimpico

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:43 am

DrPepe wrote:more excuses in the indie
A mitigating factor for the failure to stem Barcelona's tide came to light when it emerged that Michael Carrick, whose struggle to cope with Xavi and Andres Iniesta was a significant factor in Manchester United's Champions League defeat, was playing with a broken toe. United could not confirm last night whether the injury was sustained in the final or beforehand but the pain the 27-year-old would have been in offers some explanation for the poor night Carrick experienced in the Stadio Olimpico

A broken toe never stopped Didi from bossing the midfield in the 2nd half in Istanbul nor from scoring a vital penalty did it? :cool:

by **fivecups** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:04 am

Woeful performance from Michael Carrick - I thought he was the worst player on the pitch. His passing and distribution was awful.

by **zarababe** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:59 pm

ha..ha...ha..ha..see those miserys, long faces loved it

by **RedBen** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:12 pm

The picture that summarises the entire final:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/496/35721089996c949b4c57o.png

I love it

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