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by **GRAHAM01** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:28 am

6) because it saw the salad dressing

by **GRAHAM01** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:28 am

yes first post on page 100

by **GRAHAM01** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:39 am

2) one thousand

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue May 05, 2009 4:03 pm

i'll check the answers tmr Graham. im so tired today. i neeeeed sleep.

by **Greavesie** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:04 pm

maypax to stop the google brothers just alter a few words and reword the riddle so when you google it the riddle wont appear in the answers the search gives

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:19 pm

ok Greavesie i shall do that

that way Judge wouldnt get as much points as he does now :laugh:

by **destro** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:52 am

Once again I protest my innocence at these slanderous remarks ! I started posting in here long before most of you, I log on here most mornings due to working nights and therefore get to answer most of the Riddles before anyone else sees them, also as previously discussed with Maypax I use to work with a sad bloke ( no offence Maypax ) who would ask me Riddles daily, most of those have appeared in this thread.

Tell me one Riddle I have answered that nobody else eventually figured out ?

So, the early bird catches the worm, most of these Riddles I have heard before AND I am obviously much more intelligent than the rest of you so bite me

by **Judge** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:54 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:ok Greavesie i shall do that that way Judge wouldnt get as much points as he does now

im no googlet

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat May 09, 2009 4:47 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?

2) How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number.

3) The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

4) What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?

5) A king decided to let a prisoner try to escape the prison with his life. The king placed 2 marbles in a jar that was glued to a table. One of the marbles was supposed to be black, and one was supposed to be blue. If the prisoner could pick the blue marble, he would escape the prison with his life. If he picked the black marble, he would be executed. However, the king was very mean, and he wickedly placed 2 black marbles in the jars and no blue marbles. The prisoner witnessed the king only putting 2 black marbles in the jars. If the jar was not see-through and the jar was glued to the table and that the prisoner was mute so he could not say anything, how did he escape with his life?

6) Why was the cucumber embarrassed??

Madmax solves #4 and #1
Graham solves #6 and #2

by **SupitsJonF** » Sat May 09, 2009 5:40 am

#3: When you ask your girlfriend if it's okay that you don't buy eachother valentines day presents.

by **SupitsJonF** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:28 pm

SupitsJonF wrote:#3: When you ask your girlfriend if it's okay that you don't buy eachother valentines day presents.

Is this right?

by **mistyred** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:37 pm

destro wrote:Once again I protest my innocence at these slanderous remarks ! I started posting in here long before most of you, I log on here most mornings due to working nights and therefore get to answer most of the Riddles before anyone else sees them, also as previously discussed with Maypax I use to work with a sad bloke ( no offence Maypax ) who would ask me Riddles daily, most of those have appeared in this thread.

Tell me one Riddle I have answered that nobody else eventually figured out ?

So, the early bird catches the worm, most of these Riddles I have heard before AND I am obviously much more intelligent than the rest of you so bite me

Googler

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu May 14, 2009 5:43 pm

SupitsJonF wrote:
SupitsJonF wrote:#3: When you ask your girlfriend if it's okay that you don't buy eachother valentines day presents.

Is this right?

so sorry for the late reply

are you speaking from experience?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed May 20, 2009 3:23 pm

anyway, JonF's answer is not what im looking for....

1) I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
clue: its not Metalhead

2) Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

3) It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?

4) Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king.

by **mistyred** » Wed May 20, 2009 3:33 pm

1) washing machine

2) A Coffin

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