Rafa faithometer, mark iii - The may finale

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Rafa faithometer, mark iii - The may finale

10. he is god, give him a 100% pay rise
9
12%
9. he is jesus, give him 50% rise
5
7%
8. he is great, give him 25% rise
20
27%
7. he is good, same pay as now
32
43%
6. he is fairly good, negotiate pay scale
3
4%
5. he is average at best
3
4%
4. he is below average
0
No votes
3. he is poor
1
1%
2. he is very poor
0
No votes
1. he's lost the plot, sack him
1
1%
 
Total votes : 74

Postby supersub » Fri May 08, 2009 4:40 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

And you shall be rewarded for such passion.....Lando for moderator :D
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Postby Number 9 » Fri May 08, 2009 4:40 pm

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aCe' wrote:its a 5 for me... which is an improvement on the 3 he got earlier on...
its all about how we go about our play next season for me because theres very little we can now do to determine where we stand in the league... Obviously the levels of trust as some have put it are going to change depending on the results but id rather try to focus on thhe e bigger picture here... we lost a good lead and failed to capitalize on a good (wouldn't go as far as saying a once in a blue moon) opportunity to win the league with the other big sides stumbling early on... He made a total mess of a fair few things early on (the keane thing, the ferguson rant, all the draws, and some of the selections) but he managed to somewhat turn things around of late and all credit where its due ... a case of it being a little too late though im afraid...

Its all about next season for me from here on... I think its very hard to predict what Rafa will do in the summer (sissoko? keane? mess with a winning formation? sell finnan? sell Hyypia?!) but whatever it is that he decides to do i just hope it doesnt cost us much early on and hopefully he would have learned from the same mistakes that we've been doing for the past 3 years... if anything the way we've been playing in recent weeks or dare i even say the last couple of months or so has got me pretty excited about the way we are going to approach next seasons fixtures.. hopefully Rafa's attitude and adjusted attacking mentality will be carried on to next season and with the right transfers and as little messing around with the current squad/lineup/formation.. i can see us challenging seriously at more than one front...

Imagine if you will a diamond, roughly 3 feet in diameter. It rests atop a solid gold plinth, in a rugged cave The occasional orange flicker of a torch the only thing keeping the darkness at bay. Despite this, the quality and purity of the diamond is obvious - it is a magnificent sight. It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow which gently moves about the cave wall. The diamond has been mined within the last week but is already the subject of expansive and numerous theft-attempts by some of the World's biggest criminal masterminds.

Now imagine the guard. A colossus of a man, 7 feet tall with arms the size of tree trunks. He is armed with a razor-sharp sabre, eagle-like eye-sight and a keen mind. He has the added incentive that his wife and children are being held captive pending the safe retrieval of the diamond. He is prepared to fight to the death, with the rage of a rabid pitbull terrier to keep the jewel on the plinth and air in his family's lungs.

This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby Judge » Fri May 08, 2009 4:44 pm

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Lando_Griffin wrote:
aCe' wrote:its a 5 for me... which is an improvement on the 3 he got earlier on...
its all about how we go about our play next season for me because theres very little we can now do to determine where we stand in the league... Obviously the levels of trust as some have put it are going to change depending on the results but id rather try to focus on thhe e bigger picture here... we lost a good lead and failed to capitalize on a good (wouldn't go as far as saying a once in a blue moon) opportunity to win the league with the other big sides stumbling early on... He made a total mess of a fair few things early on (the keane thing, the ferguson rant, all the draws, and some of the selections) but he managed to somewhat turn things around of late and all credit where its due ... a case of it being a little too late though im afraid...

Its all about next season for me from here on... I think its very hard to predict what Rafa will do in the summer (sissoko? keane? mess with a winning formation? sell finnan? sell Hyypia?!) but whatever it is that he decides to do i just hope it doesnt cost us much early on and hopefully he would have learned from the same mistakes that we've been doing for the past 3 years... if anything the way we've been playing in recent weeks or dare i even say the last couple of months or so has got me pretty excited about the way we are going to approach next seasons fixtures.. hopefully Rafa's attitude and adjusted attacking mentality will be carried on to next season and with the right transfers and as little messing around with the current squad/lineup/formation.. i can see us challenging seriously at more than one front...

Imagine if you will a diamond, roughly 3 feet in diameter. It rests atop a solid gold plinth, in a rugged cave The occasional orange flicker of a torch the only thing keeping the darkness at bay. Despite this, the quality and purity of the diamond is obvious - it is a magnificent sight. It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow which gently moves about the cave wall. The diamond has been mined within the last week but is already the subject of expansive and numerous theft-attempts by some of the World's biggest criminal masterminds.

Now imagine the guard. A colossus of a man, 7 feet tall with arms the size of tree trunks. He is armed with a razor-sharp sabre, eagle-like eye-sight and a keen mind. He has the added incentive that his wife and children are being held captive pending the safe retrieval of the diamond. He is prepared to fight to the death, with the rage of a rabid pitbull terrier to keep the jewel on the plinth and air in his family's lungs.

This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

explain the bit in bold paul?  :laugh:

baz cant believe you missed that bit in bold mate
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Postby Number 9 » Fri May 08, 2009 4:46 pm

I thought it was a story about something mate,was a bit perplexed reading it and then the punchline was  just fuc'king quality...and it all made sense!

Laughed my balls off!! :laugh:
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Postby Judge » Fri May 08, 2009 4:58 pm

eunuck :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Fri May 08, 2009 5:01 pm

supersub wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

And you shall be rewarded for such passion.....Lando for moderator :D

Are you mad?  :D

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Postby Judge » Fri May 08, 2009 5:15 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
supersub wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

And you shall be rewarded for such passion.....Lando for moderator :D

Are you mad?  :D

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri May 08, 2009 7:03 pm

Judge wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
aCe' wrote:its a 5 for me... which is an improvement on the 3 he got earlier on...
its all about how we go about our play next season for me because theres very little we can now do to determine where we stand in the league... Obviously the levels of trust as some have put it are going to change depending on the results but id rather try to focus on thhe e bigger picture here... we lost a good lead and failed to capitalize on a good (wouldn't go as far as saying a once in a blue moon) opportunity to win the league with the other big sides stumbling early on... He made a total mess of a fair few things early on (the keane thing, the ferguson rant, all the draws, and some of the selections) but he managed to somewhat turn things around of late and all credit where its due ... a case of it being a little too late though im afraid...

Its all about next season for me from here on... I think its very hard to predict what Rafa will do in the summer (sissoko? keane? mess with a winning formation? sell finnan? sell Hyypia?!) but whatever it is that he decides to do i just hope it doesnt cost us much early on and hopefully he would have learned from the same mistakes that we've been doing for the past 3 years... if anything the way we've been playing in recent weeks or dare i even say the last couple of months or so has got me pretty excited about the way we are going to approach next seasons fixtures.. hopefully Rafa's attitude and adjusted attacking mentality will be carried on to next season and with the right transfers and as little messing around with the current squad/lineup/formation.. i can see us challenging seriously at more than one front...

Imagine if you will a diamond, roughly 3 feet in diameter. It rests atop a solid gold plinth, in a rugged cave The occasional orange flicker of a torch the only thing keeping the darkness at bay. Despite this, the quality and purity of the diamond is obvious - it is a magnificent sight. It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow which gently moves about the cave wall. The diamond has been mined within the last week but is already the subject of expansive and numerous theft-attempts by some of the World's biggest criminal masterminds.

Now imagine the guard. A colossus of a man, 7 feet tall with arms the size of tree trunks. He is armed with a razor-sharp sabre, eagle-like eye-sight and a keen mind. He has the added incentive that his wife and children are being held captive pending the safe retrieval of the diamond. He is prepared to fight to the death, with the rage of a rabid pitbull terrier to keep the jewel on the plinth and air in his family's lungs.

This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

explain the bit in bold paul?  :laugh:

What do you need explaining?
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Postby Number 9 » Fri May 08, 2009 7:10 pm

Lando just remember Judge is permanently on a total different page than the rest of the world! :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri May 08, 2009 7:17 pm

aCe' wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
aCe' wrote:its a 5 for me... which is an improvement on the 3 he got earlier on...
its all about how we go about our play next season for me because theres very little we can now do to determine where we stand in the league... Obviously the levels of trust as some have put it are going to change depending on the results but id rather try to focus on thhe e bigger picture here... we lost a good lead and failed to capitalize on a good (wouldn't go as far as saying a once in a blue moon) opportunity to win the league with the other big sides stumbling early on... He made a total mess of a fair few things early on (the keane thing, the ferguson rant, all the draws, and some of the selections) but he managed to somewhat turn things around of late and all credit where its due ... a case of it being a little too late though im afraid...

Its all about next season for me from here on... I think its very hard to predict what Rafa will do in the summer (sissoko? keane? mess with a winning formation? sell finnan? sell Hyypia?!) but whatever it is that he decides to do i just hope it doesnt cost us much early on and hopefully he would have learned from the same mistakes that we've been doing for the past 3 years... if anything the way we've been playing in recent weeks or dare i even say the last couple of months or so has got me pretty excited about the way we are going to approach next seasons fixtures.. hopefully Rafa's attitude and adjusted attacking mentality will be carried on to next season and with the right transfers and as little messing around with the current squad/lineup/formation.. i can see us challenging seriously at more than one front...

Imagine if you will a diamond, roughly 3 feet in diameter. It rests atop a solid gold plinth, in a rugged cave The occasional orange flicker of a torch the only thing keeping the darkness at bay. Despite this, the quality and purity of the diamond is obvious - it is a magnificent sight. It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow which gently moves about the cave wall. The diamond has been mined within the last week but is already the subject of expansive and numerous theft-attempts by some of the World's biggest criminal masterminds.

Now imagine the guard. A colossus of a man, 7 feet tall with arms the size of tree trunks. He is armed with a razor-sharp sabre, eagle-like eye-sight and a keen mind. He has the added incentive that his wife and children are being held captive pending the safe retrieval of the diamond. He is prepared to fight to the death, with the rage of a rabid pitbull terrier to keep the jewel on the plinth and air in his family's lungs.

This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

good... just stick to your little digs at people and all the useless crrap because you sure as hell know absolutely nothing about the game and contribute nothing to the footie talk on this forum ... like i said before, try sticking to general chat threads...

Ace. In your perpetual dream-world, where Liverpool must sweep all before them, score 80 goals a game (without conceding), where mistakes are met with death by firing squad, where the manager MUST follow your "superior" footballing philosophy to a tee and is taken down an alley and raped everytime he does something you don't agree with, then you're right - I know nothing about the game.

Of course, in reality, you're about as knowledgeable and rational as an incarserated crack-whore going cold turkey. Your posts only underline this 10-fold.
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Postby Judge » Fri May 08, 2009 9:51 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Judge wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
aCe' wrote:its a 5 for me... which is an improvement on the 3 he got earlier on...
its all about how we go about our play next season for me because theres very little we can now do to determine where we stand in the league... Obviously the levels of trust as some have put it are going to change depending on the results but id rather try to focus on thhe e bigger picture here... we lost a good lead and failed to capitalize on a good (wouldn't go as far as saying a once in a blue moon) opportunity to win the league with the other big sides stumbling early on... He made a total mess of a fair few things early on (the keane thing, the ferguson rant, all the draws, and some of the selections) but he managed to somewhat turn things around of late and all credit where its due ... a case of it being a little too late though im afraid...

Its all about next season for me from here on... I think its very hard to predict what Rafa will do in the summer (sissoko? keane? mess with a winning formation? sell finnan? sell Hyypia?!) but whatever it is that he decides to do i just hope it doesnt cost us much early on and hopefully he would have learned from the same mistakes that we've been doing for the past 3 years... if anything the way we've been playing in recent weeks or dare i even say the last couple of months or so has got me pretty excited about the way we are going to approach next seasons fixtures.. hopefully Rafa's attitude and adjusted attacking mentality will be carried on to next season and with the right transfers and as little messing around with the current squad/lineup/formation.. i can see us challenging seriously at more than one front...

Imagine if you will a diamond, roughly 3 feet in diameter. It rests atop a solid gold plinth, in a rugged cave The occasional orange flicker of a torch the only thing keeping the darkness at bay. Despite this, the quality and purity of the diamond is obvious - it is a magnificent sight. It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow which gently moves about the cave wall. The diamond has been mined within the last week but is already the subject of expansive and numerous theft-attempts by some of the World's biggest criminal masterminds.

Now imagine the guard. A colossus of a man, 7 feet tall with arms the size of tree trunks. He is armed with a razor-sharp sabre, eagle-like eye-sight and a keen mind. He has the added incentive that his wife and children are being held captive pending the safe retrieval of the diamond. He is prepared to fight to the death, with the rage of a rabid pitbull terrier to keep the jewel on the plinth and air in his family's lungs.

This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

explain the bit in bold paul?  :laugh:

What do you need explaining?

It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow

that bit mate above :D

how the frigg can a fire cast a shadow thru a transparent thing?

btw, in case you didnt know, im pi'ssed tonight. so im in barrys world  :(  :(   :D
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Postby Number 9 » Fri May 08, 2009 9:58 pm

Judge wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
Judge wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
aCe' wrote:its a 5 for me... which is an improvement on the 3 he got earlier on...
its all about how we go about our play next season for me because theres very little we can now do to determine where we stand in the league... Obviously the levels of trust as some have put it are going to change depending on the results but id rather try to focus on thhe e bigger picture here... we lost a good lead and failed to capitalize on a good (wouldn't go as far as saying a once in a blue moon) opportunity to win the league with the other big sides stumbling early on... He made a total mess of a fair few things early on (the keane thing, the ferguson rant, all the draws, and some of the selections) but he managed to somewhat turn things around of late and all credit where its due ... a case of it being a little too late though im afraid...

Its all about next season for me from here on... I think its very hard to predict what Rafa will do in the summer (sissoko? keane? mess with a winning formation? sell finnan? sell Hyypia?!) but whatever it is that he decides to do i just hope it doesnt cost us much early on and hopefully he would have learned from the same mistakes that we've been doing for the past 3 years... if anything the way we've been playing in recent weeks or dare i even say the last couple of months or so has got me pretty excited about the way we are going to approach next seasons fixtures.. hopefully Rafa's attitude and adjusted attacking mentality will be carried on to next season and with the right transfers and as little messing around with the current squad/lineup/formation.. i can see us challenging seriously at more than one front...

Imagine if you will a diamond, roughly 3 feet in diameter. It rests atop a solid gold plinth, in a rugged cave The occasional orange flicker of a torch the only thing keeping the darkness at bay. Despite this, the quality and purity of the diamond is obvious - it is a magnificent sight. It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow which gently moves about the cave wall. The diamond has been mined within the last week but is already the subject of expansive and numerous theft-attempts by some of the World's biggest criminal masterminds.

Now imagine the guard. A colossus of a man, 7 feet tall with arms the size of tree trunks. He is armed with a razor-sharp sabre, eagle-like eye-sight and a keen mind. He has the added incentive that his wife and children are being held captive pending the safe retrieval of the diamond. He is prepared to fight to the death, with the rage of a rabid pitbull terrier to keep the jewel on the plinth and air in his family's lungs.

This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

explain the bit in bold paul?  :laugh:

What do you need explaining?

It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow

that bit mate above :D

how the frigg can a fire cast a shadow thru a transparent thing?

btw, in case you didnt know, im pi'ssed tonight. so im in barrys world  :(  :(   :D

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Judge is on the fanta!Class!!
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Sat May 09, 2009 2:47 am

Judge wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
Judge wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
aCe' wrote:its a 5 for me... which is an improvement on the 3 he got earlier on...
its all about how we go about our play next season for me because theres very little we can now do to determine where we stand in the league... Obviously the levels of trust as some have put it are going to change depending on the results but id rather try to focus on thhe e bigger picture here... we lost a good lead and failed to capitalize on a good (wouldn't go as far as saying a once in a blue moon) opportunity to win the league with the other big sides stumbling early on... He made a total mess of a fair few things early on (the keane thing, the ferguson rant, all the draws, and some of the selections) but he managed to somewhat turn things around of late and all credit where its due ... a case of it being a little too late though im afraid...

Its all about next season for me from here on... I think its very hard to predict what Rafa will do in the summer (sissoko? keane? mess with a winning formation? sell finnan? sell Hyypia?!) but whatever it is that he decides to do i just hope it doesnt cost us much early on and hopefully he would have learned from the same mistakes that we've been doing for the past 3 years... if anything the way we've been playing in recent weeks or dare i even say the last couple of months or so has got me pretty excited about the way we are going to approach next seasons fixtures.. hopefully Rafa's attitude and adjusted attacking mentality will be carried on to next season and with the right transfers and as little messing around with the current squad/lineup/formation.. i can see us challenging seriously at more than one front...

Imagine if you will a diamond, roughly 3 feet in diameter. It rests atop a solid gold plinth, in a rugged cave The occasional orange flicker of a torch the only thing keeping the darkness at bay. Despite this, the quality and purity of the diamond is obvious - it is a magnificent sight. It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow which gently moves about the cave wall. The diamond has been mined within the last week but is already the subject of expansive and numerous theft-attempts by some of the World's biggest criminal masterminds.

Now imagine the guard. A colossus of a man, 7 feet tall with arms the size of tree trunks. He is armed with a razor-sharp sabre, eagle-like eye-sight and a keen mind. He has the added incentive that his wife and children are being held captive pending the safe retrieval of the diamond. He is prepared to fight to the death, with the rage of a rabid pitbull terrier to keep the jewel on the plinth and air in his family's lungs.

This is how passionately I will defend my iron-willed belief that you, Ace of Newkit, are a complete and utter prat.

explain the bit in bold paul?  :laugh:

What do you need explaining?

It glistens in the fire's light, casting a shadow

that bit mate above :D

how the frigg can a fire cast a shadow thru a transparent thing?

btw, in case you didnt know, im pi'ssed tonight. so im in barrys world  :(  :(   :D

It's not a plate of glass, you nork! It acts as a prism, but even they cast a shadow!
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Postby Judge » Sat May 09, 2009 7:55 am

was on the fanta last night mate, i think my eyes were casting a shadow :D
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