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by **Judge** » Wed May 06, 2009 1:09 pm

Madmax wrote:to join this cult.. The witch of chemlenstronford had told him that once you enter theres no turning back but like any villiage idiot the fool ignored the advice given to him and set forth in search of the people from newkit. As he...

found the witch, and discovered it was nanny, the newkit loiterer, but instead of being mad, he grabbed the witch by her top heavy silk blouse, and began to woo the women, as being a foriegner, nan was used to it, especially that she liked a bit of overseas rough.....................

by **GRAHAM01** » Wed May 06, 2009 1:25 pm

top heavy nanny who was fond of riding the rough waves of pleasure told the witch she would never touch his........

by **metalhead** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:23 pm

Umbrella, because its cursed by the evil wizard that lives in exile after the Authoritarian state of Newkit banned him from ever coming to the place, because...

by **Judge** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:28 am

drogba was weeping like a little kid...........

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:34 am

as he is the biggest girl to grace this earth after the other diving prat ronaldo and they both need..........

by **Judge** » Thu May 07, 2009 8:05 am

a night out with barry belfast

by **Madmax** » Thu May 07, 2009 3:34 pm

The evil wizards aim was to abuse fellow individuals from newkit. Discriminating and defaming people who spoke up for the isle of new kit. The wizard was cunning and ruthless always seeking a way to destroy the people of newkit. His identity is still a mystery as he roams around freely disguised as characters such as...

by **Judge** » Thu May 07, 2009 3:40 pm

bam, legbarnes, heimdall, and

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:48 pm

and as a mod

by **Judge** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:47 am

who maypax dreamed he would be...

by **anti-hero** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:22 am

O.M.G.

*rays of sunshine and heavenly voices herald the return of

ANTI-HERO.

by **Toffeehater** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:46 am

Who's a gay

by **mistyred** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:44 am

He who smelt it delt it.......

by **anti-hero** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:32 pm

all over thy beloved's face.

by **metalhead** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:43 pm

in return joined the weeping clan of...

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