waaaa aaah aah haaaaa

anyone got any good ones that we could use? i know the normal ones strippers and stripping him off, chaining him to a post... but i want to do something new
the last one i went on we did about 2 weeks before his wedding and we got his passport, we all went to swansea and about 9pm at night told him we were heading to a club near the docks and..... yes he was put on the ferry to ireland with just a credit card and his passport

we got a sh*t load from his misses but hell it was worth it

we also sent another mate to scotland on the train in just his boxers we hang cuffed him to the table. he was in no state to fight to get back off, he was not a happy man
i have had my stag do years ago and we had a mini bus taking us home to the hotel the f*ckers tied me naked to the back doors as we were going up the motorway ( i did have a plate to stand on ) everyone was flashing and beeping ( and it was cold honest

this is why i need to come up with something new