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by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:00 am

Number 9 wrote:He's a Fu*king w@nker!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNrB6qpmNwg

Tom Cruise is a spanner, there's no doubt about it.

by **Number 9** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:00 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Anyhoo...

Religion - the cause of virtually every single war in history.

Whether or not God, Allah, Umboto the Great or any "omnipresent" being truly exists is largely irrelevant in the living World.

It's when you kick the bucket that you find out one way or the other, and, by gum, I hope there is a God, and I hope he likes me.

As long as it's not sexually.

Unless he looks like Eva Longoria...

Because imagine how daft you'd feel if you spent your entire life being a Jovo, or a machete-wielding Muslim (as opposed to a normal Muslim who still has a brain), only to find that it was the wrong religion all along, and you were sent to the fiery bowels of Hell because you'd worshiped the "wrong" God and killed several "infidels", who were actually right all along.

I prefer to think that it's better to have faith, irrespective of what that is in.

Essentially - don't kill, rape, rob or attack, and you really ought to get to any good place going.

If "God" WANTS you to do any of the above in his name, then I don't want anything to do with him, thanks. (But I don't for one minute believe that he does.)

So there you have it - be good, be funny and don't run around trying to bomb people:

The Lando Griffin "Get to Heaven Free" card...

On that note,im going to bed !
Laughing my balls off..Eva Longoria! :laugh:

by **redbeergoggles** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:18 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Anyhoo...

Religion - the cause of virtually every single war in history.

Whether or not God, Allah, Umboto the Great or any "omnipresent" being truly exists is largely irrelevant in the living World.

It's when you kick the bucket that you find out one way or the other, and, by gum, I hope there is a God, and I hope he likes me.

As long as it's not sexually.

Unless he looks like Eva Longoria...

Because imagine how daft you'd feel if you spent your entire life being a Jovo, or a machete-wielding Muslim (as opposed to a normal Muslim who still has a brain), only to find that it was the wrong religion all along, and you were sent to the fiery bowels of Hell because you'd worshiped the "wrong" God and killed several "infidels", who were actually right all along.

I prefer to think that it's better to have faith, irrespective of what that is in.

Essentially - don't kill, rape, rob or attack, and you really ought to get to any good place going.

If "God" WANTS you to do any of the above in his name, then I don't want anything to do with him, thanks. (But I don't for one minute believe that he does.)

So there you have it - be good, be funny and don't run around trying to bomb people:

The Lando Griffin "Get to Heaven Free" card...

You should write a book Lando entitle it "Lando's Spin on the world and everything in it " Id buy it ....thanks for sending me home from work smiling fella

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:19 am

by **Emerald Red** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:04 am

Big Niall wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:
Big Niall wrote:its all down to beliefs is bollox. do protestants believe a man (priest) saying words turns wine into the blood of a man that lived two thousand years ago.

Noah got dinosaurs onto an arc, all bollox,

if you believe the bilble you are a retard and I iwll debate any part with you.

Yeah, maybe do a bit of research into something before opening your gob, eh?

Where the f*ck in the bible does it say anything about Noah leading dinosaurs onto an ark? Men didn't even exist when they were around. Anyway, that's an Old Testament fable, or parable. Go do some digging and learning on the meaning of the two. You are not meant to take everything the bible says literally. Like all stories, there is a concept and a moral at the end of it. Take what you will from it, but don't f*cking dare to call a person a retard for having faith in something. Ignorant b@stard.

As for you debating something with me from the book, I wouldn't waste my time. You seem to think that dinosaurs were mentioned in the bible, so that's your debate f*cked straight away.

I apologise for being an angry fecker (damn wine)

however, if god created every creature in the first week, then man and dinosaur did co-exist. and the point that the bible doesn't mention the greatest creatures that ever existed on this planet suggests that the writers and jesus didn't know anything more than ordinary humans at that time. if jesus was god then surely it'd have popped up in conversation along with the world rotating around the sun etc

therefore you did just back up my argument that the bible is nonsense

the new testament has good morals though.

No worries. It just aggravates me sometimes when people do come out with such closed-minded remarks. Fair play for being apologetic.

As for the Bible, a lot of it is bed time story stuff. Well, Old Testament anyway. Since the new testament was written specifically with Jesus in mind, it had more to do with Jesus' teachings than anything else. The old book was more to do with the fire and brimstone scare-the-sh*t-out-of-you-into-believing kind of ethos. None of it is really taken literally, even by the Catholic Church itself. Well, certainly not all of it at any rate. Oh, and at no point did Jesus ever say that he was God, and nor does the Bible. He was flesh and blood, and mortal as all of us are.

It is not nonsense. It is not meant to be taken as fact. Not the old book anyway. The Bible is simply a doctrine of faith in a higher power than us. It is open to interpretation depending on the reader.

by **Emerald Red** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:08 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Anyhoo...
Religion - the cause of virtually every single war in history.

Whether or not God, Allah, Umboto the Great or any "omnipresent" being truly exists is largely irrelevant in the living World.

It's when you kick the bucket that you find out one way or the other, and, by gum, I hope there is a God, and I hope he likes me.

As long as it's not sexually.

Unless he looks like Eva Longoria...

Because imagine how daft you'd feel if you spent your entire life being a Jovo, or a machete-wielding Muslim (as opposed to a normal Muslim who still has a brain), only to find that it was the wrong religion all along, and you were sent to the fiery bowels of Hell because you'd worshiped the "wrong" God and killed several "infidels", who were actually right all along.

I prefer to think that it's better to have faith, irrespective of what that is in.

Essentially - don't kill, rape, rob or attack, and you really ought to get to any good place going.

If "God" WANTS you to do any of the above in his name, then I don't want anything to do with him, thanks. (But I don't for one minute believe that he does.)

So there you have it - be good, be funny and don't run around trying to bomb people:

The Lando Griffin "Get to Heaven Free" card...

Religions don't cause wars, men cause wars. It's just the nature of things. If there were no religion, we'd find another excuse to kill each other. In the old times, there were no such major religions, and as such war was fought over other differences such as land, politics and other sh*te. So, your statement, while carrying a grain of truth, is not wholly the truth.

by **burjennio** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:21 am

i would say many wars are fought in the name of religion but may well be for an ulterior motive, like politics, money and of course OIL

by **Emerald Red** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:25 am

burjennio wrote:i would say many wars are fought in the name of religion but may well be for an ulterior motive, like politics, money and of course OIL

Personal gain. A mindset. A ethos. Anything really. Not just religion. Religion is often used as an excuse.

by **dawson99** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:07 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Number 9 wrote:He's a Fu*king w@nker!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNrB6qpmNwg

Tom Cruise is a spanner, there's no doubt about it.

...but he makes good films

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:18 pm

Big Niall wrote:tom cruise is the biggest star of the last twenty years. while i respect him speaking out against the christian nonsense (who believes noah got dinosaurs and humans on an arc) following a science fiction writer has got to follow some flags.

do people really think?

the words of Jesus are great to me but really?

noah didnt take dinosaurs on board the ark

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:19 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:Anyhoo...

Religion - the cause of virtually every single war in history.

Whether or not God, Allah, Umboto the Great or any "omnipresent" being truly exists is largely irrelevant in the living World.

It's when you kick the bucket that you find out one way or the other, and, by gum, I hope there is a God, and I hope he likes me.

As long as it's not sexually.

Unless he looks like Eva Longoria...

Because imagine how daft you'd feel if you spent your entire life being a Jovo, or a machete-wielding Muslim (as opposed to a normal Muslim who still has a brain), only to find that it was the wrong religion all along, and you were sent to the fiery bowels of Hell because you'd worshiped the "wrong" God and killed several "infidels", who were actually right all along.

I prefer to think that it's better to have faith, irrespective of what that is in.

Essentially - don't kill, rape, rob or attack, and you really ought to get to any good place going.

If "God" WANTS you to do any of the above in his name, then I don't want anything to do with him, thanks. (But I don't for one minute believe that he does.)

So there you have it - be good, be funny and don't run around trying to bomb people:

The Lando Griffin "Get to Heaven Free" card...

i think he draws the line with you lando :laugh:

by **GYBS** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:20 pm

Cruise and good films ?!?!?!? surely those two things shouldnt come together

He always gets outshone by his co stars - Colour of Money - Newman , Jerry Maguire - Cuba and even the little lad ,Few Good Men - Jack Nicholson etc etc . Plus the plots are mainly the same - Starts of being a c ocky git , has a tradgey , then the love of a good women see him through in the end .

Plus the guy is just plain weird with all this scientology c rap he and all those other wierdos go on about .

Also Religon doesnt start war but religon is used as an excuse for war .

by **dawson99** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:24 pm

GYBS wrote:Cruise and good films ?!?!?!? surely those two things shouldnt come together

He always gets outshone by his co stars - Colour of Money - Newman , Jerry Maguire - Cuba and even the little lad ,Few Good Men - Jack Nicholson etc etc . Plus the plots are mainly the same - Starts of being a c ocky git , has a tradgey , then the love of a good women see him through in the end .

Plus the guy is just plain weird with all this scientology c rap he and all those other wierdos go on about .

Also Religon doesnt start war but religon is used as an excuse for war .

It's funny how in his films his co-stars get oscars, yet people never praise his acting.

To disagree with his beliefs is easy to understand, but the guy can really act!

He held his own with Newman and Nicholson. He carried the films giving the others the better lines and the limelight.

A lot of people don't like him coz hes wacky, but show me an actor who isn't!

Watch Lions for Lambs, Magnolia, 4th July... hes a true actor

by **Dundalk** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:27 pm

The guy seems to be a fruit loop but I like him as an actor and if a new film comes out starring him then I want to see it. We dont have to live the man just watch his films

by **GYBS** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:32 pm

Will give you 4th of July as think that was a decent film and he was good in that - Magnolia ?!?! utter poo poo , lions for lambs was bearable -

As for the films his co stars won oscars for - those films would be not much without the performances for his co stars -

Jerry Maguire was lit up by Cuba Cooding Jr , A few Good men would of been poor without big Jack
Rainman would of been ok without Dustin Hoffman . Without those co stars and thier performances the film would of been poor where as imo Cruise could of easily been replaced.

Yeah he can act but nowhere near as good as been made out over the years .

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