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Postby Greavesie » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:41 am

:laugh:
All round the fields of Anfield Road
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'Bout the glory, round the Fields of Anfield Road

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Postby Mikz » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:03 pm

dont think it would help my cause, my wife would rather die anyway than swallow :sniffle
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:04 pm

Mikz wrote:dont think it would help my cause, my wife would rather die anyway than swallow :sniffle

Get it sorted   :help
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:04 pm

I'm just happy when they don't chew...
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:07 pm

Or gargle...
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:08 pm

or ask for that long kiss right after
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:08 pm

Im going to get sick...
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Postby Greavesie » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:09 pm

I'm p!ssin mesel readin this! :laugh:
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Postby GYBS » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:11 pm

Or blow bubbles with it :D
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:11 pm

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Postby GYBS » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:18 pm

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Postby GRAHAM01 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:07 pm

how do you know you are going out with a hard b*tch?

you ask for a blow job and she says no have a w*nk and leave it in a cup i will drink it later  :wwww  :wwww
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Postby GYBS » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:13 pm

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Postby Dundalk » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:28 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:how do you know you are going out with a hard b*tch?

you ask for a blow job and she says no have a w*nk and leave it in a cup i will drink it later  :wwww  :wwww

So that wasn't mayo sauce on my salad roll yesterday
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:30 pm

Dundalk wrote:
GRAHAM01 wrote:how do you know you are going out with a hard b*tch?

you ask for a blow job and she says no have a w*nk and leave it in a cup i will drink it later  :wwww  :wwww

So that wasn't mayo sauce on my salad roll yesterday

if you misses made it then







no  :no  sorry mate she has had you again  :D
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