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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:00 pm

Judge spends too much time moaning at me and the rest. if he spent as much time googling, he would be top

by **Judge** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:22 pm

Judge wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing. what is it?

2) A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless. what is it?

3) What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?

4) I like indigo but not blue,
I like onions but not turnips,
I like forms but not shapes.

According to the same rule, do I like tomatoes or avocados?

5) Round I start, yet no shape have I.
Allow me to breathe, and my life will die.
The older I grow, the more sought after I become.
You will feel much better when I am done.
What am I?

6) It stands on one leg with its heart in its head.

What is it?

youve asked question 2 again maypax, and the answer was snow then, as it is now

by **Judge** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:23 pm

Judge wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:13) A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless. what is it?

see the similarity here lads and googlets

maypax is trying to gloss over his errors

by **Judge** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:24 pm

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:46 pm

bloody hell Judge! :laugh:

ok fine i will do it this way....

the person who answered #2 gets half a point while the person who answered #13 gets the other half :;):

if its the same person....then too bad hahahaha

by **Judge** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:52 pm

snow to both then

by **GRAHAM01** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:57 pm

Judge wrote:no to both then

no to both what judge

by **Judge** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:37 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:
Judge wrote:snow to both then

snow to both what judge, as im totally thick

we know

by **Madmax** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:56 am

Judge wrote:
GRAHAM01 wrote:
Judge wrote:snow to both then

snow to both what judge, as im totally thick

Me too and a big gay aswel

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:42 am

Judge Tranny

1) Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?

2) Both backward and forward I may go But just one way makes sense Don't you know So don't be confused, don't be surprised All you must do Is use your eyes What comes next?

3) Mary was working in a chemistry lab with a mixture of chemicals that was 90% water and weighed 20 pounds. After returning to the lab from a weekend break, she calculated the mixture was now 50% water. How much does the mixture now weigh? For purposes of this puzzle, assume the non-water part of the mixture was not affected by evaporation

by **destro** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:38 am

1) The Parrot was deaf

3) 12 pounds

by **GRAHAM01** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:44 pm

Madmax wrote:
Judge wrote:
GRAHAM01 wrote:
Judge wrote:snow to both then

snow to both what judge, as im totally thick

Me too and a big gay aswel

by **GRAHAM01** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:56 pm

by **Judge** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:53 am

madmax has just joined the death list

by **GRAHAM01** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:59 am

Judge wrote:madmax has just joined the death list

christ judge wouldn't it be easier to say who isn't on your list of death now :wwww

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