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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:38 am

GRAHAM01 wrote:whilst the rest of the world sleeps toffeehater waits for maypax riddles

Toff solves all 4

we're both based in Singapore Graham, Toff and I. so we're like 8 hours ahead of you guys over in UK i think..

ps: Judge is gonna come up with another conspiracy theory now.....first was Destro and Maypax share the same bday. now its Toff and Maypax are really neighbours

by **SupitsJonF** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:24 pm

I'm even more far behind then them, this is rigged!

by **Toffeehater** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:15 am

whats the score at the moment , i haven't answered in god knows how long

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:01 am

Destro - 63
Saint - 56
Mistyred - 39
Redman In Wales - 38
Judge - 37.5
AndyG - 35
Toffeehater- 27
NiftyNeil - 21
Scouser Till I Die, Goat - 15
Username - 14
Graham01 - 13
JonF - 11
Dawson - 10
Peewee - 8
Kharhaz, Madmax - 7
Bam - 6.5
Lando - 3.5
Kash Mountain - 3
BadBob, Woof - 2
LFC2007, Metalhead, Fivecups Stoney, Red37, Ste123lfc, JonDoe, Effes - 1

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:03 am

if at any point in time any of you would want to prove that you regular members are smarter and have higher IQs than the mods, please refer to the table above

they have a combined tally of 5 points.

by **GRAHAM01** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:30 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:ps: Judge is gonna come up with another conspiracy theory now.....first was Destro and Maypax share the same bday. now its Toff and Maypax are really neighbours

there not neighbours judge there the same person :nod

by **Judge** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:16 am

there is much conspiracy in the far east

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:42 am

i wonder where the posters Username and Scouser till i Die disappeared to. they used to be regulars and answered many riddles.

by **Judge** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:26 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wonder where the posters Username and Scouser till i Die disappeared to. they used to be regulars and answered many riddles.

username forgot his username, and the other dude died

by **GRAHAM01** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:09 pm

Judge wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wonder where the posters Username and Scouser till i Die disappeared to. they used to be regulars and answered many riddles.

username forgot his username, and the other dude died

by **Judge** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:12 pm

thought i'd spoil maypax's thread by finally posting a picture of my cock

scroll down - beware its big

sod the mods

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:18 am

Judge

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:55 pm

for those who missed the latest score update, its on the previous page. anyway here are some riddles.

1) I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

2) What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?

3) What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

4) What walks all day on its head?

5) What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?

6) There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.

7) The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

8) Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?

9) I went to the city, I stopped there, I never went there, and I came back again. what am i?

10) A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.

11) Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all. what am i?

12) What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?

13) A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless. what is it?

14) As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?

15) What fastens two people yet touches only one?

16) Who are the two brothers who live on opposite sides of the road yet never see each other?

17) Though it is not an ox, it has horns; though it is not an @rse, it has a pack-saddle; and wherever it goes it leaves silver behind. What is it?

by **destro** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:22 pm

1) Lead
3) Your Word
4) A Nail in your shoe
7) Footprints
10) Rain
11) Scissors
12) Noise
14) Sawdust
15) A Wedding Ring

by **GRAHAM01** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:35 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

3) What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

4) What walks all day on its head?

8) Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?

getting in there before others do

1)pencil lead

3)knowledge

4)a nail in a horse shoe

8)a fly

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