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by **Ace Ventura** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:04 pm

He's been stung before
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and

during her questions about his life she asked him what he did for sex.
'What's that?' he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said
'Oh,
I use a hole in the trunk of a tree.' 'Tarzan, you have it all wrong,'
she
says horrified, 'but I will show you how to do it properly.' She took
off
her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. 'Here,'
she
said, 'You must put it in here.' Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped
closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled
around
in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, 'What the hell did you do that

for?' 'Just checking for bees,' said Tarzan.

by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:05 pm

Heard that one before

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:30 pm

heard it before but still funny ...... think its the way you tell 'em

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He's been stung before - Might be an oldie, but still.....

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