we have a cat. i hate the fecker.
it attacks you at random. it scratches my little lad's face. it's always screaming and demanding food, even when its bowl is half full. it does the smelliest ever sh!ts 3 times a day which i have to clean out. you have to work out what to do with the fecker if you want to go away for a weekend. it falls out of the window into the yard below and i have to go and rescue it. its just a bag of sh!te.
what's the point of cats? at least a dog will eventually learn not to do something if you tell it enough times. cats are just useless and any pinko leftie bleeding heart liberal that says otherwise is plain wrong. pure and simple. fact. end of.