Couple of questions on the little Argentine. Number one, if his loan deal is about to expire, how do people think he would fair as a partner for Torres. Unlikely bordering on impossible I know, but as I understand it he's not Man Utd's to sell, his registration belongs to this other bloke Jorbachin or whatever the feck he's called.
Question two is a bit more serious. If he wasn't allowed to be a West Ham player for whatever the legal reasons are, wasn't allowed to keep them up, how the feck is he allowed to win titles for Man Utd then?