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by **Judge** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:15 pm

whats the scores on the doors george doors

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:24 pm

so far the scores are as follows:

Destro - 52
Saint - 48
Redman In Wales - 38
AndyG - 31
Misty - 27
Toffeehater- 23
Judge - 22.5
NiftyNeil - 20
Scouser Till I Die - 15
Username, Goat - 14
Dawson - 10
Peewee, - 8
Kharhaz - 7
Bam - 6.5
Lando - 3.5
BadBob, Woof - 2
LFC2007, Metalhead, Stoney, Red37, Ste123lfc, Graham01, Kash Mountain, JonDoe - 1

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:27 pm

whats the current scores maypax including the ones just done

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:35 pm

mistyred wrote:6) to work on a gameshow or be a pole dancer?

you're close. but which gameshow?
Judge ive edited the scores including the ones that had been solved.

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:37 pm

youve only given me 2 points when i have 3 more from today thanks

19.5 and 3 makes 22.5

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:38 pm

6/ To work on countdown

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:41 pm

Judge wrote:youve only given me 2 points when i have 3 more from today thanks

19.5 and 3 makes 22.5

it is 22.5 mate

Saint, she wants to work on an old american gameshow. its no longer on tv anymore. but it features a leggy blonde and a host by the name of Pat.

by **Kash_Mountain** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:04 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:4) This can make your head spin
thinking this way or that
this can make you wonder,
but relaxation can help you combat
this is an annoying emotional state
that can make you feel like a big dingbat
but once you get your head together
you'll feel clearer that's for sure
it's not a sickness, or an ailment,
or anything that needs a cure

6) What is the lifelong ambition of every living blonde?

7) Why did the blonde have so much difficulty writing the number eleven?

8) Why is it good to have a blonde in the passenger seat?

remaining riddles

4: Being drunk.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:59 am

Kash solves #4

by **NiftyNeil** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:54 am

Jokes aren't riddles. You're going to have to change the thread title to The maypax jokes daily.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:47 pm

NiftyNeil wrote:Jokes aren't riddles. You're going to have to change the thread title to The maypax jokes daily.

ok. no more joke riddles.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:42 pm

1) A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?

2) Every time a man strolls past the town hall clock, he sees the same three labourers sweeping around it, however bad the weather or the lateness of the hour. It’s neither their job nor a punishment, and they’re not doing it for charity, so why are they doing it?

3) Old Mother Suzie had but one eye, And a long tail that she would let fly. Every time she went over a gap, Part of her tail would get caught in a trap. Who is Mother Suzie?

4) the first 2 letters are a man. the first 3 letters are a woman. the first 4 letters are a great man, and the whole word is a great woman. What is the word?

5) What is the difference between an old, crumpled and slightly torn ten dollar bill and a new one?

by **SupitsJonF** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:55 pm

7.) She didnt know which 1 comes first.

Bad joke.

Is it daytime or nighttime in number 1?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:03 pm

SupitsJonF wrote:7.) She didnt know which 1 comes first.

Bad joke.

Is it daytime or nighttime in number 1?

i think you just solved #1

by **SupitsJonF** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:05 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
SupitsJonF wrote:7.) She didnt know which 1 comes first.

Bad joke.

Is it daytime or nighttime in number 1?

i think you just solved #1

oh, sweet

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What about the joke!?!?!

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