The maypax riddles daily - Can u get 'em right?

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Postby Judge » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:57 am

at least it was a proper riddle neil
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:06 am

NiftyNeil wrote:Correct. Too easy eh?

its already been posted! no points for Judge  :D
and my riddle was funny ok  :rasp
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Postby Judge » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:06 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
NiftyNeil wrote:Correct. Too easy eh?

its already been posted! no points for Judge  :D
and my riddle was funny ok  :rasp

im ringing the moaning red mist  :D
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Postby mistyred » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:41 pm

Judge wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:
NiftyNeil wrote:Correct. Too easy eh?

its already been posted! no points for Judge  :D
and my riddle was funny ok  :rasp

im ringing the moaning red mist  :D

I answered your call Judge  :D and can tell you Maypax you are bang out of order give the man his point's you rip off merchant  :angry:


Oh yeh but it's not your riddle so  :rasp you can't take away sh'it  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:01 pm

But Misty that was a repeated riddle. and here we emphasize alot on fairness and equality :)  so it wont be fair to others if Judge gets a point for a riddle which had already been answered.

besides, Nifty never said anything about points. you bunch of moaners :p
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Postby Judge » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:20 pm

mist ole fella. any chance of teaming up and keeping this fu'ckers ar'se?

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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:25 pm

1) Im knitted with love hatred passion depression gifted feelings sober and colors. My seams rip easily so dont breathe on me too hard. When drenched in rum like Im usually am I laugh and excite and clap but when ticked off I make you bounce away and release sweat glands. I live in a darkened shed ordered by neighbors to stay silent and just flow with my stream what am I?

2) If three cats catch three mice in three minutes how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?

3) I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?

4) This can make your head spin
thinking this way or that
this can make you wonder,
but relaxation can help you combat
this is an annoying emotional state
that can make you feel like a big dingbat
but once you get your head together
you'll feel clearer that's for sure
it's not a sickness, or an ailment,
or anything that needs a cure

5)  What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

6)  What is the lifelong ambition of every living blonde?

7)  Why did the blonde have so much difficulty writing the number eleven?

8)  Why is it good to have a blonde in the passenger seat?
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Postby Judge » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:28 pm

2. the same cats

5. lounger
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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:29 pm

5/ lounger

Bugger Judge was faster on the trigger  :D


3/ smoke
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Postby Judge » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:29 pm

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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:36 pm

6/ learn to read ?

7/ she only had 10 fingers so couldn't count to eleven ?

1/ a kidney

1/ a liver
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:36 pm

Judge gets a point for #2
Saint for #3
both Judge and Saint for #5 as i noticed both had been edited and i didnt know which came first. so being fair and equal, i give you both a point :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:37 pm

s@int wrote:6/ learn to read ?

7/ she only had 10 fingers so couldn't count to eleven ?

you're close  :D think alphabets for #6. #7 is wrong though. come on Saint! kick Judge and Misty's behinds  :rasp
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Postby andy_g » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:39 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) Im knitted with love hatred passion depression gifted feelings sober and colors. My seams rip easily so dont breathe on me too hard. When drenched in rum like Im usually am I laugh and excite and clap but when ticked off I make you bounce away and release sweat glands. I live in a darkened shed ordered by neighbors to stay silent and just flow with my stream what am I?

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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:45 pm

andy_g wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) Im knitted with love hatred passion depression gifted feelings sober and colors. My seams rip easily so dont breathe on me too hard. When drenched in rum like Im usually am I laugh and excite and clap but when ticked off I make you bounce away and release sweat glands. I live in a darkened shed ordered by neighbors to stay silent and just flow with my stream what am I?

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