The maypax riddles daily - Can u get 'em right?

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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:04 pm

Judge wrote:call him the moaning red mist :D

and yes we have a trainee googlet :D

moaning red mist sounds like something a woman would have  :p
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Postby Judge » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:27 pm

no thats the red moaning mist

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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:20 pm

then the red moaning mist he should be :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:30 am

Judge wrote:1. You're sitting at a bar, an explosively-dank hole in Funky Town USA.
You have an award that says, most likely to be the character in a riddle . . . looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . " You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again "Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?

Judge's riddle still not answered. im thinking cause maybe the seated man wanted a shot?
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Postby mistyred » Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:25 am

Judge and Maypax i am glad you have dropped the Myrtle it's a girls name :angry:  :D
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Postby J*o*n*D*o*e » Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:35 am

The man had the hiccups and the bartender scared him, making the hiccups go away.

google is god
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:20 pm

J*o*n*D*o*e wrote:The man had the hiccups and the bartender scared him, making the hiccups go away.

google is god

:oh:   :D  we have a new trainee Googlet now.
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Postby Judge » Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:08 pm

jondoe come on down - you have just won the latest and fastest google software, you cheating fu'ck :D
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Postby J*o*n*D*o*e » Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:39 pm

bloody hell do i set it now  :D

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due to my error first clue was wrong so

her first name is Liddy

i am what you crave
from cradle to grave

who am i and what do i do


i bet i will regret not googling something. :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:26 am

J*o*n*D*o*e wrote:bloody hell do i set it now  :D

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i am the flower
for that dark hour

i am what you crave
from cradle to grave

who am i and what do i do


i bet i will regret not googling something. :D


edit: how come i cant find the answer on the internet?  :(
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:23 am

mistyred wrote:Judge and Maypax i am glad you have dropped the Myrtle it's a girls name :angry:  :D

of course its a girl's name. thats the point  :D
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Postby J*o*n*D*o*e » Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:35 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
J*o*n*D*o*e wrote:bloody hell do i set it now  :D

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i am the flower
for that dark hour

i am what you crave
from cradle to grave

who am i and what do i do


i bet i will regret not googling something. :D


edit: how come i cant find the answer on the internet?  :(

because newkit is the only place on the tinternet to see it.   :D


did you mention vagina, all i can say is yes she has one, also where looking for the lady not the dog  :D but the dog is a clue to what she does.
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:41 pm

umm yes i thought it was a vagina at first. :D
is it a hunter?
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:48 pm

i know! she is being chinese! they do dogs.
or she is a model for the winter fur collection.
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Postby J*o*n*D*o*e » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:00 pm

can you change your font or im not talking to you :D

im after the ladies name and what she does
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