"Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with twin 19 year old sisters last weekend and I know it was the wrong thing to do". The preist said to me...
"Squeeze 20 lemons into a cup and drink the juice".
I said, "will this clense me of my sins father?"..
..."No" said the preist, "but it'll wipe that fking smile off your face".
I thank you.
