Liverpool FC Forum

by Roger Red Hat » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:40 pm

by stmichael » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:42 pm

by GYBS » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:42 pm

by Roger Red Hat » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:44 pm

by Roger Red Hat » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:45 pm

by stmichael » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:45 pm

by RUSHIE#9 » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:49 pm

by metalhead » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:09 pm

 

by Roger Red Hat » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:18 pm

by GYBS » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:37 pm

Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on
> Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a
> funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much."
>
>
> "I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur
> Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two
> points."
>
>
> Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to
> look out for laughing stocks.
>
>
> A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live.

> "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me,"
> says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No,

> they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to
> stay then?" replies the social worker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They
> don't beat anyone.
> · What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common? They both have two
> points
>
>
> Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head

> groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It
> ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of
> manure on it every week."
>
>
> I just went down to the newsagents and bought Tottenham Hotspur magazine.
> Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in.
> · What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox
>
>
> After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help
> Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't
> that special".
>
>
> Apparently the entire Tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills
> playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande
> misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager.
>
>
> Contrary to what you may think, Spurs are the strongest team in the league

> at the moment. Sure, aren't they holding everyone else up?
>
>
> What do the Premier League and a cowboy have in common? They both have
> spurs at their feet.
>
>
> A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full
> make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the

> next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family
> embarrassment.
>
>
> What would an improved version of Spurs be called? Newcastle United.
>
>
> Did you hear that Juande Ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the M1 coming
> back from Stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points.
>
>
> A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon.
> The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke

> City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack
> russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord

> says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that
> Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner
> replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a
> match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six
> months."
>
>
> When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance
> leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday he asked medical staff who he was.

> On being told he played football for Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed into a
> coma.
>
>
> All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive
> points failure.
>
>
> What's the difference between Juande Ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears
> Spurs on his boots whereas Ramos is a manager.
>
>
> What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.
>
>
> A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports shop
> to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to
> the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have
> £10". The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the name of
> the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees and gives

> the boy an Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it's an Arsenal
> ball." Next he gives him a Millwall ball: "I hear lions, so it's
> Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says, "Get this and you can have it for
> nothing." The boy listens and says Spurs. The man asks if he's heard a
> cockerel. "No," says the boy. "It's going down."
>
>
> What's the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence? Bigfoot has
> been spotted several times.
>
>
> Spurs have been forced to rename their ground "White Lane" because their
> "Hart" was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold.
>

by 112-1077774096 » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:49 pm

by Redman in wales » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:01 pm

my favourote one:

I met this really kinky girl last night. ‘Humiliate me,’ she said … So I bought her a Tottenham shirt

by zarababe » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:39 pm

THE BRENDAN REVOLUTION IS UPON US !

KING KENNY.. Always LEGEND !

RAFA.. MADE THE PEOPLE HAPPY !

Miss YOU Phil-Drummer - RIP YNWA

by zarababe » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:40 pm

what is the difference between spus and a triangle - the triangle has 3 pts.

THE BRENDAN REVOLUTION IS UPON US !

KING KENNY.. Always LEGEND !

RAFA.. MADE THE PEOPLE HAPPY !

Miss YOU Phil-Drummer - RIP YNWA

by destro » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:46 pm