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by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:06 pm

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be in it with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women never, ever meet!!!

by **Sabre** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:06 pm

by **andy_g** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:07 pm

by **metalhead** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:08 pm

sounds like saudi women there

by **Bad Bob** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:42 pm

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:54 pm

obviously he is speaking from personal experience

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:36 pm

nah, none of mine can cook

by **Sabre** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:42 pm

I had thought in things like these when I was at class in the uni, but then overruled the whole idea because having 4 wifes must be really expensive. :laugh:

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:28 pm

Sabre wrote:I had thought in things like these when I was at class in the uni, but then overruled the whole idea because having 4 wifes must be really expensive.

not really as i understand. just share the same money four ways

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:28 am

Judge wrote:
Sabre wrote:I had thought in things like these when I was at class in the uni, but then overruled the whole idea because having 4 wifes must be really expensive.

not really as i understand. just share the same money four ways

Judge's remaining brides celebrate the passing of their rivals, knowing that it means they will be getting an extra portion for lunch.

by **Judge** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:19 am

by **GRAHAM01** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:31 am

Sabre wrote:I had thought in things like these when I was at class in the uni, but then overruled the whole idea because having 4 wifes must be really expensive.

the expence is not the problem!!

it the 4 mother in laws that would put me off :no

by **Sabre** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:00 pm

So true Graham. I didn't even think about that :m

by **JoeTerp** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:57 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:
Sabre wrote:I had thought in things like these when I was at class in the uni, but then overruled the whole idea because having 4 wifes must be really expensive.

the expence is not the problem!!

it the 4 mother in laws that would put me off

if they are sisters(or orphans), then that problem is solved.

by **andy_g** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:07 pm

yeah, but if they are sisters it just adds complexity to the issue of getting them all round for a fivesome.

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