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by **ConnO'var** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:27 pm

by **burjennio** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:51 pm

There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

did he actually say that? in his defence I think Keane and Berbatov have a bet goin over who can be the biggest disappointment

thats a joke folks, u know keano's comin good tomorrow!

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:36 pm

s@int wrote:There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

how apt

by **Effes** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:51 pm

s@int wrote:Bit late this season, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances the award has already been presented to Kuyt after an unprecedented 5 games. There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

A disappointed Lucas stated that if only he had received better backing from Barry he was sure he could have made the top three, and that the award was obviously fixed as he was one of the few players who definitely has a worse goalscoring record than Kuyt. Robbie Keane quickly jumped on a chair to announce that no one has a worse record than him so could he not receive a special award, unfortunately as he jumped up he bumped into Torres and both fell to the floor.

Second placed Alonso was unfortunately too far back to be heard clearly, but shook his head sadly as the results where anounced, but soon had a smile back on his face after a brief "meeting" with Sabre.

Third place went to Rafa, who hid his disappointment well with a fine speech promising more rotation and styling to come. Bigmick was quickly restrained by Badbob and the other bouncers as he moved forward with what looked like a weapon in his hand.

by **pass_da_dutchie** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:00 pm

So Benayoun doesn't win an award? The same Yossi Benayoun who hasn't been on the pitch when a Liverpool player has scored this seaon? I demand a re-count.

by **Ace Ventura** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:42 pm

s@int wrote:Bit late this season, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances the award has already been presented to Kuyt after an unprecedented 5 games. There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

A disappointed Lucas stated that if only he had received better backing from Barry he was sure he could have made the top three, and that the award was obviously fixed as he was one of the few players who definitely has a worse goalscoring record than Kuyt. Robbie Keane quickly jumped on a chair to announce that no one has a worse record than him so could he not receive a special award, unfortunately as he jumped up he bumped into Torres and both fell to the floor.

Second placed Alonso was unfortunately too far back to be heard clearly, but shook his head sadly as the results where anounced, but soon had a smile back on his face after a brief "meeting" with Sabre.

Third place went to Rafa, who hid his disappointment well with a fine speech promising more rotation and styling to come. Bigmick was quickly restrained by Badbob and the other bouncers as he moved forward with what looked like a weapon in his hand.

Class that Saint, just relieved a bit of the tension i have sitting here worrying about the game tomorrow.

by **bigmick** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:48 pm

Class Saint, funny as feck that

by **Owzat** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:02 pm

Ace Ventura wrote:
s@int wrote:Bit late this season, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances the award has already been presented to Kuyt after an unprecedented 5 games. There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

A disappointed Lucas stated that if only he had received better backing from Barry he was sure he could have made the top three, and that the award was obviously fixed as he was one of the few players who definitely has a worse goalscoring record than Kuyt. Robbie Keane quickly jumped on a chair to announce that no one has a worse record than him so could he not receive a special award, unfortunately as he jumped up he bumped into Torres and both fell to the floor.

Second placed Alonso was unfortunately too far back to be heard clearly, but shook his head sadly as the results where anounced, but soon had a smile back on his face after a brief "meeting" with Sabre.

Third place went to Rafa, who hid his disappointment well with a fine speech promising more rotation and styling to come. Bigmick was quickly restrained by Badbob and the other bouncers as he moved forward with what looked like a weapon in his hand.

Class that Saint, just relieved a bit of the tension i have sitting here worrying about the game tomorrow.

Very good.

But don't the yanks, Houllier, the zonal marking system, global warming, the credit crunch etc get a mention? Obviously some couldn't attend as they don't physically exist, I'm sure zonal marking must have reared its ugly head during one of the melees.

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