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Postby woof woof ! » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:05 pm

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense..)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind"!)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)


In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)



P.S. I am off to Guam, have just applied for a Job.


:D
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Postby Toffeehater » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:09 pm

:D , what a great country GUAM , great job as well
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Postby metalhead » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:24 pm

woof woof ! wrote:In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense..)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)

Biggest b*llox I have heard in a long time.
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Postby dawson99 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:40 pm

metalhead from lebanon knows this is bollox, ask fred, his pet ox :D
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Postby metalhead » Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:27 pm

dawson99 wrote:metalhead from lebanon knows this is bollox, ask fred, his pet ox :D

oi, no oxes in lebanon.

I got a sheep for ya

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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:27 pm

- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

Anyone got the locations of any tropical fish shops in Liverpool??

I'm purely interested in getting a fish tank!!!













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Postby dawson99 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:33 pm

if it was bottomless they could explain the smell easily :p
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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:58 pm

dawson99 wrote:if it was bottomless they could explain the smell easily :p

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Postby Toffeehater » Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:03 pm

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Postby SupitsJonF » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:08 pm

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Postby JoeTerp » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:08 pm

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)


never seen a condom vending dispenser in my life. I am guessing that has to be old if true at all. It probably came about because vending machines cannot tell how old the buyer is and maybe there was a time when condoms were only allowed to be bought by 18 year olds, but clearly that is not safe and I am pretty sure that all public schools have to give out free condoms to any students that ask for them in Maryland.
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Postby F9T » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:09 pm

Apparently a law passed by Oliver Cromwell which bans the eating of Mince Pies on christmas day has not been Repealed
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