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by **66-1112520797** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:52 am

Sabre wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.

Shurrup

Please, dont try too hard to be something your not. :laugh:

by **Number 9** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:56 am

Bamaga man wrote:
Sabre wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.

Shurrup

Please, dont try too hard to be something your not.

Like a Yank??

by **66-1112520797** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:57 am

Number 9 wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:
Sabre wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.

Shurrup

Please, dont try too hard to be something your not.

Like a Yank??

No

by **Sabre** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:07 am

Bamaga man wrote:
Sabre wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.

Shurrup

Please, dont try too hard to be something your not.

Don't stay on Sabre's side, don't pretend to be what you're not, Bamaga man, stop telling others to think the same as your ape brain

they have their own thoughts you know

by **Number 9** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:13 am

by **66-1112520797** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:31 am

Sabre wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:
Sabre wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.

Shurrup

Please, dont try too hard to be something your not.

Don't stay on Sabre's side, don't pretend to be what you're not, Bamaga man, stop telling others to think the same as your ape brain they have their own thoughts you know

by **The Good Yank** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:35 am

Mission Log 1:27 am EDT 8/24/08 (Woops, meant 24/8/08)

Interlude was satisfactory for both parties however completion of mission "Sh1tb@x" was not attained. As it was a busy day for both parties the "Awoooga" approach was not attempted. In hindsight perhaps that should be first priority.

Next interlude should commence in approximately 18 days.

Yes I said 18 days, take it from me lads, You'll get more by watching the Gerrard winner than you will if you tie the knot.

by **Toffeehater** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:13 am

The Good Yank wrote:1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox? A little over 10 years and my wife still won't go there. It's all about "The chase".

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available? Nice C cups. If I posted evidence than the pursuit in question 1 would be null and void

3. Red or brown sauce. Tomato Sauce? Ketchup? Worchestshire? A1? yes to all above, If that's not what you are talking about than please commence with an English lesson

4. Favourite crisps? Lays

5. What trabs you wearing? Not a clue

6. Scouse or Wool? Wool

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g? The one who takes it up the sh.it b@x.

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?Yeah all the time in the winter when it's 10 F

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon? Nope, and damnit if I didn't think about that for an hour

10. Man bag? Gay or OK? Gay

11. How big is your knife? big enough to have had succesful swashbuckling adventures

12. Do you own a van? nope, I'm American, we have SUV's now

13. Have you ever been a pirate? nope, and never played one on TV either

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear? Not yet, but I will today. Is that the key to having a positive response to ? #1?

15. Redtube or Youporn? Redtube

16. Are you press? If so what do you want? Nope

17. RTK? Good or bad? RTK sucks, always go with RTLS and E as your vowel

18. Do you like clowns? Only if they are female and take it up the sh.it b@x

19. Do you own a jester hat? Not at the moment

20. Length and girth? big enough that my wife won't take it up the sh.it b@x

21. Ciggy male or female? Hermaphredite

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave? Nope

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake? Cake

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)Speak English damnit.

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken? Lunch at noon, dinner at 6.

26. Jonathon Ross or Katie & Peter? Katie, I hear she takes it up the Sh.it b@x

27. Dark, blonde or ginge? was blonde, shaved last 10 years

28. Do you read Boss? not unless he makes me

29. Have you ever kicked anyone/been kicked, in the kunt?nope

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick? Gillette and Hicks

31. Are you any good at tipping? If you mean towards a waitress or a bartender then Yes.

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look? Pictures optional. Well manicured, but not as smooth as a wood floor

33. Do you know what COHT means? Court Officiated Hair Teaser? pffft, doesn't everyone know that?

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it? Well, I've never had the chance to see LFC live, I will next year when my wife (Who hopefully will take it up the Sh.itb@x by then) and I go on a trip for our wedding anniversary.

35. Do you like my Brasshouse? No it's repulsive

36. What is a Purple Acki? Is that when you grab someone's (preferably your wife who takes it up the sh. it b@x's) nipple and twist it?

, you handled that very well mate

by **JoeTerp** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:40 pm

Are you a proper Northern Yankee, or just a yank in all these peoples eyes?

by **JoeTerp** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:01 pm

Don't think I have ever done this. REAL slow day at work I'll give it a go:

Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
N/A

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?
N/A

3. Red or brown sauce.
Loved the proper brown sauce I had when I was over.

4. Favourite crisps?
Cheese & Onion. Favorite potato chips: BBQ. But I reallllly love me some nachos con queso

5. What trabs you wearing?
Nike. Always
6. Scouse or Wool?

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?

All but Nicola

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?
Maybe, can't prove it.

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?
No
10. Man bag? Gay or OK?
Gay, and hilarious to make pledges wear to class.

11. How big is your knife?
N/A

12. Do you own a van?
No
13. Have you ever been a pirate?
Yes
14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?
N/A

15. Redtube or Youporn?
YOUPORN always!
16. Are you press? If so what do you want?
No
17. RTK? Good or bad?
Needs Improvement

18. Do you like clowns?
Scared as :censored:

19. Do you own a jester hat?
No
20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?
Ready Salted

21. Ciggy male or female?
Female

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?
No
23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?
N/A
24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?
7:00am, 7:00, and lunch is for people who waste time at work not getting paid
26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?
Katie and peter

27. Dark, blonde or ginge?
BLONDE

28. Do you read Boss?
No
29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?
No
30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?

31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?
No
32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?
small but present
33. Boxies or Bills?
Boxies
34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?
League One match between Leyton Orient and Scunthorpe United. On my Spring Break in 2007. 2-2 thriller with Scunthorpe equalizing against ten men orient in stoppage.
35. Do you like my Brasshouse?
No
36. What is a Purple Acki?

by **SupitsJonF** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:46 am

I'm a yank too, but a bit too busy to fill that out atm. I guess I'm a real yankee too, being from the North (NJ/NY).

Whats with the shitbox obsessions though?

by **The Good Yank** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:25 am

SupitsJonF wrote:I'm a yank too, but a bit too busy to fill that out atm. I guess I'm a real yankee too, being from the North (NJ/NY).

Whats with the shitbox obsessions though?

It's the forbidden ground so the excitement is hightened.

And yes I am a proper northern yank. I'm from New Brunswick NJ, home of Rutgers so Terp can give me :censored:

about the RU/MD game last year. I was at Shea Stadium tonight to see the Mets against the 'stros.

by **JoeTerp** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:49 am

My best friend in college is from Bergen County NJ. And I lived the past two summers before this one in Ridgewood, Queens. Nevada Smiths is a great place to watch games I caught the World Cup final match there 2 years ago it was insane.

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:53 am

Ciggy wrote:Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?

3. Red or brown sauce.

4. Favourite crisps?

5. What trabs you wearing?

6. Scouse or Wool?

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?

10. Man bag? Gay or OK?

11. How big is your knife?

12. Do you own a van?

13. Have you ever been a pirate?

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?

15. Redtube or Youporn?

16. Are you press? If so what do you want?

17. RTK? Good or bad?

18. Do you like clowns?

19. Do you own a jester hat?

20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?

21. Ciggy male or female?

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?

26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?

27. Dark, blonde or ginge?

28. Do you read Boss?

29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?

31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?

33. Boxies or Bills?

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?

35. Do you like my Brasshouse?

36. What is a Purple Acki?

1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
Yes, but I have to tie her down, gag her than force myself upon her

2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?

Yes, type in x-tube, then petra, she and her assets will pop up

3. Red or brown sauce.

HP brown

4. Favourite crisps?

Walkers, Beef n onion & cheese & onion

5. What trabs you wearing?

Steel toe-caps

6. Scouse or Wool?

International OOter

7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?

I actually cant remember all of them, so I'll say all of them

8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?

Yes, quite a few times actually, but didnt deem them picture worthy

9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?

Cant say i have

10. Man bag? Gay or OK?

Please elaborate

11. How big is your knife?

Bigger than Mick Dundees

12. Do you own a van?

Not anymore

13. Have you ever been a pirate?

Most certainly, and proud of it

14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?

Yes, has'nt everyone ?

15. Redtube or Youporn?

I honestly couldnt say

16. Are you press? If so what do you want?

Yes I am, I want an interview

17. RTK? Good or bad?

Good

18. Do you like clowns?

No fecking hate em, and one especially in particular

19. Do you own a jester hat?

[/b] Do you own a skoda ? [/b]

20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?

Both

21. Ciggy male or female?

Definately Venus

22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?

No, but I've found Wheres Wally if that helps ?

23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?

Biscuit, definately

24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)

Dont know about Scran TBH, but definately POETS on Friday

25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?

Tea and Dinner are the same meat, eaten at the same time, 5-7 pm. Lunch is midday ...... I think

26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?

I work, thank God

27. Dark, blonde or ginge?

I'm partial to any

28. Do you read Boss?

No, but I write boss

29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?

No, but if I did know someone, I wouldnt know them anymore, sad tw@ts all of them

30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?

[ b] A manc, closely followed by a couple of Yanks and then a certain Spainaird. [/b]

31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?

Do you drive a skoda

32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?

Neat and tidy

33. Boxies or Bills?

Free ball, I think is the correct answer to your question

34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?

Arsenal - Liverpool Highbury. I attended it because I like football and just adore Liverpool

35. Do you like my Brasshouse?

She me a pic and I'll tell ya

36. What is a Purple Acki?

A big black man who likes feeliing Liverpudlians muscles lol.

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