Deal apparently done - Owen goes for £9m plus nunez

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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:52 am

Funniest post of the year! :D
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Postby A.B. » Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:29 am

anfieldadorer wrote:Funniest post of the year! :D

Why is that? Because I don't jump on the bandwagon?
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:41 am

that was fo ivor's posting, sorry didn't quote him :)
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Postby A.B. » Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:45 am

Oh ok lol,my bad
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Postby matrix » Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:48 am

ivor the injun, that was a great letter you posted, i think you could be right about madrid trying to steal alonso because the vieira deal looks off,  ps hurry and buy alonso please our season could depend on it.
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Postby kazza » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:07 am

Hasta la vista, baby. I thought to myself that 8 mil and a player was too cheap. But then I think about it and Owen has not been a great player since he first got injured. I don't buy that the system stopped him scoring goals. He was missing penalties and one-on-ones on a regular basis. Then he has the balls to say he wants to challenge for honors. Fact is Michael if you scored more goals, we would have won more games.

When he was 18, he was a fantastic player. Light, agile and incredibly fast. He has bulked up alot, and will never be that quick again. He will score more goals at Real, but he is not good enough to build a team around.
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Postby laza » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:32 am

Great post Ivor though i cant laugh that much as does seem to close to the truth :D
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Postby ckay » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:57 am

laza wrote:Great post Ivor though i cant laugh that much as does seem to close to the truth :D

LMFAO!!!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :D
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Postby simic_ie » Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:46 am

PMLMFAO :D :D :laugh:  Absolutley top notch mate...
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Postby ivor_the_injun » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:48 pm

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

-------

"Hello?"

"Hello-a Leevapool - this is Mardreed"

"Ah right. Hi"

"We like-a our, how you say? Meester Michael. Heez leg a little broken right now, but he such a sweet boy. Thank you for make-a the deal-a possible so we buy him"

"That's quite alright. Thanks for letting us have Nunez"

"I'm-a sorry, who?"

"Nunez, you know, the guy you sent over as part of the deal"

"Nunez?"

"Yeah, Nunez"

"I'm-a sorry, I think-a you're mistaken"

"No, you sent us over a lad called Nunez along with the £9m for Owen - the best young player since Cheyrou, you said?"

"Ah-a - Juanfran, you mean?"

"Yeah, we wanted Juanfran, but you gave us this Nunez instead"

"No, no, no - that cannot be Maaadreeed. The only Nunez I know cleans my windows and washes my cars. I haven't seen him around for a while, h-actuarrrly. You mistaken, no?"

"Whatever...was there anything else?"

"Ah yes-a - Mr Michael tell us about his friend, Stevie Gerrard-io"

"I've been told I'm not allowed to talk to you about him"

"Oh but think of Mr Michael. He miss his friend ever-so"

"I really can't talk to you about him"

"But I just mean he maybe come over for, how you say, 'holiday' time with Mr Michael?"

"I don't know, I really shouldn't talk about Stevie"

"But sometimes Mr Liverpool, Michael he cry because he miss-a his friend so so much"

"I feel for the lad, I really do"

"And it just be a one-a, two-a day holiday"

"Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad"

"Good, good - I don't mean to keep him when-a you need him, I know he play beautiful football for you on-a weekend. So, you send him over on-a, let's see, September 20th?"

"Ah, but you see - we've got a game that day. Against Manchester United"

"Ah - Manchester. We have a player who used to play for them, you know?"

"Yeah, we know"

"He give balls so, so golden, you know?"

"Right"

"He invite-a me and Mr Michael to dinner a couple times with his wife lady. Such a beautiful wife lady, especial-a for her age..."

"Right, but you understand Stevie can't go over on the 20th?"

"You like-a cars, Mr Liverpool?"

"Er...I suppose so, yeah. But you know..."

"I have the beeegest collection-a cars in Madrid you know?"

"That's really interesting, but you understand about the game on the 20th..."

"Sometimes I just think - hey! I go buy a car today. You know?"

"Right, but you see...(ringing in background)...ah - that's another call. Can you hang on while I take this?"

"I can't even-a think of how many cars I have-a right-a now..."

"(still ringing)Yeah, but I need to take this, so if you can just hang on..."

"Maybe I have 30 cars? I not-a sure..."

"I'm really, really going to have to take this call..."

"You like girls, Mr Liverpool?"

"What? Sure, whatever..."

"How about music, I bet you listen-a the Beatles all the while-a, hah?"

"Yeah, but I'm on another call, so if you can just hang on..."

"So that's-a agreed? You send-a Mr Stevie and his agent over to me on the 20th?"

"Yeah, okay, but I have to take this call..."

"<click.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>"

"Er, I mean no - we've got a game on the 20th..."

"<brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>"

"Oh f*cking hell..."
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Postby jymbojetset » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:51 pm

ivor_the_injun wrote:Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

-------

"Hello?"

"Hello-a Leevapool - this is Mardreed"

"Ah right. Hi"

"We like-a our, how you say? Meester Michael. Heez leg a little broken right now, but he such a sweet boy. Thank you for make-a the deal-a possible so we buy him"

"That's quite alright. Thanks for letting us have Nunez"

"I'm-a sorry, who?"

"Nunez, you know, the guy you sent over as part of the deal"

"Nunez?"

"Yeah, Nunez"

"I'm-a sorry, I think-a you're mistaken"

"No, you sent us over a lad called Nunez along with the £9m for Owen - the best young player since Cheyrou, you said?"

"Ah-a - Juanfran, you mean?"

"Yeah, we wanted Juanfran, but you gave us this Nunez instead"

"No, no, no - that cannot be Maaadreeed. The only Nunez I know cleans my windows and washes my cars. I haven't seen him around for a while, h-actuarrrly. You mistaken, no?"

"Whatever...was there anything else?"

"Ah yes-a - Mr Michael tell us about his friend, Stevie Gerrard-io"

"I've been told I'm not allowed to talk to you about him"

"Oh but think of Mr Michael. He miss his friend ever-so"

"I really can't talk to you about him"

"But I just mean he maybe come over for, how you say, 'holiday' time with Mr Michael?"

"I don't know, I really shouldn't talk about Stevie"

"But sometimes Mr Liverpool, Michael he cry because he miss-a his friend so so much"

"I feel for the lad, I really do"

"And it just be a one-a, two-a day holiday"

"Well, I guess that doesn't sound too bad"

"Good, good - I don't mean to keep him when-a you need him, I know he play beautiful football for you on-a weekend. So, you send him over on-a, let's see, September 20th?"

"Ah, but you see - we've got a game that day. Against Manchester United"

"Ah - Manchester. We have a player who used to play for them, you know?"

"Yeah, we know"

"He give balls so, so golden, you know?"

"Right"

"He invite-a me and Mr Michael to dinner a couple times with his wife lady. Such a beautiful wife lady, especial-a for her age..."

"Right, but you understand Stevie can't go over on the 20th?"

"You like-a cars, Mr Liverpool?"

"Er...I suppose so, yeah. But you know..."

"I have the beeegest collection-a cars in Madrid you know?"

"That's really interesting, but you understand about the game on the 20th..."

"Sometimes I just think - hey! I go buy a car today. You know?"

"Right, but you see...(ringing in background)...ah - that's another call. Can you hang on while I take this?"

"I can't even-a think of how many cars I have-a right-a now..."

"(still ringing)Yeah, but I need to take this, so if you can just hang on..."

"Maybe I have 30 cars? I not-a sure..."

"I'm really, really going to have to take this call..."

"You like girls, Mr Liverpool?"

"What? Sure, whatever..."

"How about music, I bet you listen-a the Beatles all the while-a, hah?"

"Yeah, but I'm on another call, so if you can just hang on..."

"So that's-a agreed? You send-a Mr Stevie and his agent over to me on the 20th?"

"Yeah, okay, but I have to take this call..."

"<click.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>"

"Er, I mean no - we've got a game on the 20th..."

"<brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>"

"Oh f*cking hell..."

Hell, don't start those rumours going!
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Postby stapo1000 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:57 pm

hahaha :D
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:57 pm

pmsl 2 posts funny as f#ck  :D  :laugh:  :D  :laugh:
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Postby stapo1000 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:21 pm

any more?
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Postby ivor_the_injun » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:11 pm

Heh heh - I would, but I'm afraid I'm tempting fate with the last one as it is, particularly since the Viera deal has gone down the swanny.
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