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by Buckydiamond » Sat May 31, 2008 9:40 am
F1 ?? That's so Great!!!
I play Basketball and Tennis. 
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by Number 9 » Sat May 31, 2008 10:31 am
In my spare time im a keen curler and would tend the very odd match of polo!
Although due to self inflicted injuries i cannot get on horse anymore,i cheer willingly as they go by!
Back in '62 the heat was so hot you could of fried a burger on your di'ck,then cooked the egg on your nipple!!
I new something was up when i seen the colonel call me over!
He said"Barry come over here"
So i did,he said
"Im sending you back in"
Then i said"Colonel theres only 2 types of gooks coming outta this forest"
He said "What 2 types of gooks"
I said "Ones ya can wrap up and ones ya cant find the bits to wrap up and send there mama a fortune cookie"
He laughed like that guy outta some cr@p TV show!
Then he sent me in!
Twas raining heavy in the forest,raindrops the size of a bucket hitting leaves the size of Heimdalls eyes!
Then i seen a movement in the bush...was it a little creature running through its habitat?Or perhaps just another raindrop cascading of an unwantant leaf!
Then out of nowhere it was before me,the bush cleared and crystal waters were all I could see!
It was like that movie the beach when dicaprio fu'cks the frog with brown hair only better!
All Saints were playing in the background,they went off then came that mad trance song i dont know the name of that i love from years ago!
I done what a man would do,i went down!!
Greeted by a pretty hot female in a bikini i said hi ya'll.they took me by the hand and onward to the beach running and dancing spinning around in a state of euphoria.
Both lay down,it was just us 3 there now,in a little enclove far away from the others(we ran fast)
Twas a blonde and brunette if i remember right!
They started to undress me slowly while i lay back smoking a joint and having a tin.gently The blonde whispered in my ear,who ya wanna lick first?
I said hold on,i just wann look at ya both first.Perfection in every sense they were teasing me like 2 virgins with a wh,ores mind!I lay back took a sip of my beer!
CARLSBERG DONT MAKE SH'ITETALK BUT IF THEY DID!!!!


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by Buckydiamond » Sat May 31, 2008 10:34 am
Haha ::: regarding Heineken? 
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by lakes10 » Sat May 31, 2008 10:39 am
Number 9 wrote:In my spare time im a keen curler and would tend the very odd match of polo!
Although due to self inflicted injuries i cannot get on horse anymore,i cheer willingly as they go by!
Back in '62 the heat was so hot you could of fried a burger on your di'ck,then cooked the egg on your nipple!!
I new something was up when i seen the colonel call me over!
He said"Barry come over here"
So i did,he said
"Im sending you back in"
Then i said"Colonel theres only 2 types of gooks coming outta this forest"
He said "What 2 types of gooks"
I said "Ones ya can wrap up and ones ya cant find the bits to wrap up and send there mama a fortune cookie"
He laughed like that guy outta some cr@p TV show!
Then he sent me in!
Twas raining heavy in the forest,raindrops the size of a bucket hitting leaves the size of Heimdalls eyes!
Then i seen a movement in the bush...was it a little creature running through its habitat?Or perhaps just another raindrop cascading of an unwantant leaf!
Then out of nowhere it was before me,the bush cleared and crystal waters were all I could see!
It was like that movie the beach when dicaprio fu'cks the frog with brown hair only better!
All Saints were playing in the background,they went off then came that mad trance song i dont know the name of that i love from years ago!
I done what a man would do,i went down!!
Greeted by a pretty hot female in a bikini i said hi ya'll.they took me by the hand and onward to the beach running and dancing spinning around in a state of euphoria.
Both lay down,it was just us 3 there now,in a little enclove far away from the others(we ran fast)
Twas a blonde and brunette if i remember right!
They started to undress me slowly while i lay back smoking a joint and having a tin.gently The blonde whispered in my ear,who ya wanna lick first?
I said hold on,i just wann look at ya both first.Perfection in every sense they were teasing me like 2 virgins with a wh,ores mind!I lay back took a sip of my beer!
CARLSBERG DONT MAKE SH'ITETALK BUT IF THEY DID!!!!

Love it

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