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by **Kharhaz** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:32 am

Now this is a popular saying, Mums are always right, mum knows best.

What utter cack. I met my missus when I was 17, and when I met her my mum hated it, she hated her, she loathed everything about her and always every time she mentioned her it was words of hatred about her, we will never last, a year at the most. Im 30 now, and still with her. We have 2 kids, 10 and 12, and although we have no money we are a happy family. Play games, beat each other up its great !

My missus with the kids went to school because my youngest beat another kid up and made him bleed. She went nuts at him. So when I asked what happened it turns out he was being bullied by a younger kid so my lad beat the snot out of him ! So I intervened, what did he do wrong? And I asked her this in front of him, he was being bullied, and he stuck up for himself, I was a proud man, she was a livid mum !

Do mums know best ? or are they just highly strung in there own opinions?

by **dawson99** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:44 am

i ****ed one of my gfs mums, she definately knew best

usually mums like me, its the dads and brothers who really seem to hate me all the time, but what u gonna do?

by **Woollyback** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:24 am

dawson99 wrote:i ****ed one of my gfs mums, she definately knew best

how many mums has your gf got???

just wait til you're a bit older then you can go full circle and wallop your gf's daughter as well

by **andy_g** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:30 am

the first one to admit to having had carnal relations with daughter, mother and grandmother (the other, other treble) gets a special prize chosen by dawson.

by **Big Niall** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:57 pm

andy_g wrote:the first one to admit to having had carnal relations with daughter, mother and grandmother (the other, other treble) gets a special prize chosen by dawson.

Yeah, an s.t.d

by **laza** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:48 pm

andy_g wrote:the first one to admit to having had carnal relations with daughter, mother and grandmother (the other, other treble) gets a special prize chosen by dawson.

Yeah they get rogered by Cecil Parkinson

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:55 pm

Kharhaz wrote:Do mums know best ? or are they just highly strung in there own opinions?

Of course we know best simple,

And on the dodgy other question . Im a grandmother, Mum and a daughter, so can i have the prize :laugh:

by **andy_g** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:18 pm

the prize is not for ladies, nanny - and dawson would need to see documentary evidence of your carnal relations before prizes can be awarded anyway.

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:30 pm

andy_g wrote:the prize is not for ladies, nanny - and dawson would need to see documentary evidence of your carnal relations before prizes can be awarded anyway.

He might already have first hand knowledge so he wouldnt need any documentation :laugh:

by **andy_g** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:37 pm

by **Toffeehater** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:02 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:Do mums know best ? or are they just highly strung in there own opinions?

Of course we know best simple,

And on the dodgy other question . Im a grandmother, Mum and a daughter, so can i have the prize

Da.m You're old :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:04 pm

nanny, u cant have the prize, but the person who does u can

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:19 pm

Daws i posted a lovley pic of a bit of posh for you in the fit birds thread :laugh:

A bit on the small side though i dont know how to use that photobucket thingy to make the pictures bigger

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