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Postby metalhead » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:17 pm

The Manhattan Project wrote:Torres is the prettiest striker in the world.

That's why he scores so many goals.

Defenders see him and he's so beautiful, he awakens homosexual feelings in them.

As such, they are blinded by love and adoration.

While distracted, Torres runs past them and scores.

:D  :laugh:
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Postby metalhead » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:18 pm

thats hattrick # 3 for Torres this season, huge achievment for his first season, especially most of us said that he needs time to settle, he won't go past the 15 goal mark, etc... etc...

Oh boy how we were wrong.
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:18 pm

Portugal FC and Schneizer of Germany are going to pens.
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Postby holylamb2006 » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:18 pm

YES peno's ....
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:19 pm

His new song is boss.

His armband proved he was a red, torres torres
You’ll Never Walk Alone it said, torres torres
We bought the lad from sunny spain, he gets ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool’s number 9
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:19 pm

I thought Wesley Schalke plays for Real Madrid?


Why is he playing against Porto then?
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Postby NANNY RED » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:20 pm

im savin meself for his mate Xabi :D
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:21 pm

We should replace penalty shootouts with actual shootouts.


With dramatic zoom-ins on the players faces.
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:21 pm

The Manhattan Project wrote:You can take Manhattan to bed too.

He he dont be getting jealous Manhatten now  :laugh:
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Postby god_bless_john_houlding » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:22 pm

great result and performance, no complaints at all.

12 points behind arsenal...keep the faith boys and girls...it's not impossible YET.
1) You'll Never Walk Alone
2) pass and move is the Liverpool groove
3) FIRST WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST AND SECOND WILL ALWAYS BE NOTHING.
4) If Torres has scored 60 league goals for Liverpool by the start of the 2011/12 season, I'll say he's better than Owen.
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:22 pm

Ciggy wrote:
The Manhattan Project wrote:You can take Manhattan to bed too.

He he dont be getting jealous Manhatten now  :laugh:

So many women have said "On the couch" to Manhattan, I started believing that that was my name.
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Postby redrover » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:23 pm

Dundalk wrote:Uno

Dos

Torres

thanks for the tips dundalk i eventually got the stream to work but kept losing it due to po.xy vodafone 3g wireless but apreciate the help. hope dundalk get promoted this year
shamrock rovers and liverpool are not a matter of life and death to me. they are much more important than that.
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:23 pm

Hope our little chief is fit for sat against Newcastle looked like more than a dead leg to me.
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:23 pm

The ref in the Porto game is Howard Webb.



I think he's come a long way since singing "What Is Love...Anyway....Does Anybody Love Anybody Anyway?"
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:24 pm

Ciggy wrote:Hope our little chief is fit for sat against Newcastle looked like more than a dead leg to me.

Liverpool will win 4-3

90th minute winner.

Collymore comes out of retirement to score the winner.
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