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Postby Keris » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:07 pm

Toffeehater wrote:Ok its 6 am here . i'm off to bed , nights all or shud i say morning :D

I'm off to work mate. :(   :help  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:07 pm

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Ciggy wrote:God I could eat Torres he is out of this world.

Well in redmen nice one.

But if you eat him, he won't score us anymore goals.

Dont care, he's out of this world I would eat him for breakfast, dinner and tea and then rape him.  :laugh:
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:08 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:
Ciggy wrote:God I could eat Torres he is out of this world.

Well in redmen nice one.

But if you eat him, he won't score us anymore goals.

Dont care, he's out of this world I would eat him for breakfast, dinner and tea and then rape him.  :laugh:

Any man who can get food and sex from a woman is a man Manhattan admires.
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:09 pm

:laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Emerald Red » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:09 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:
Ciggy wrote:God I could eat Torres he is out of this world.

Well in redmen nice one.

But if you eat him, he won't score us anymore goals.

Dont care, he's out of this world I would eat him for breakfast, dinner and tea and then rape him.  :laugh:

All in that order?
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Postby holylamb2006 » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:09 pm

Hope Schlke and porto draw cos i'm want to see some peno's ..
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Postby europian-kings » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:10 pm

Ciggy wrote:God I could eat Torres he is out of this world.

Well in redmen nice one.

please don't  :(
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:11 pm

Quaresma just asked the ref "Did Liverpool win?"
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Postby metalhead » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:12 pm

Gerrard's goal... typical from him.
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:13 pm

Emerald Red wrote:

That commentator is an Everton supporter. Has to be.

The commentary I heard when I watched it is "DO YOU WANT YOUR SCAMPI NOW OR SHALL I STICK IT IN THE MICROWAVE OH AND DO ME A FAG !"

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:15 pm

Torres is the prettiest striker in the world.

That's why he scores so many goals.

Defenders see him and he's so beautiful, he awakens homosexual feelings in them.

As such, they are blinded by love and adoration.

While distracted, Torres runs past them and scores.
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:15 pm

The Manhattan Project wrote:Any man who can get food and sex from a woman is a man Manhattan admires.

Admire away, the lad is out of this world on TV and in the flesh feck that Ronaldo David Dickonsin tan queg fella who plays for the Mancs.
Feck that dirty diving b@stid at Chelsea Dogbreath.
Torres is the best player in the prem and I would gladly feed him and take him to bed with me  :D
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:17 pm

Ciggy wrote:
The Manhattan Project wrote:Any man who can get food and sex from a woman is a man Manhattan admires.

Admire away, the lad is out of this world on TV and in the flesh feck that Ronaldo David Dickonsin tan queg fella who plays for the Mancs.
Feck that dirty diving b@stid at Chelsea Dogbreath.
Torres is the best player in the prem and I would gladly feed him and take him to bed with me  :D

You can take Manhattan to bed too.


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Postby NANNY RED » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:17 pm

Ciggy wrote:
The Manhattan Project wrote:Any man who can get food and sex from a woman is a man Manhattan admires.

Admire away, the lad is out of this world on TV and in the flesh feck that Ronaldo David Dickonsin tan queg fella who plays for the Mancs.
Feck that dirty diving b@stid at Chelsea Dogbreath.
Torres is the best player in the prem and I would gladly feed him and take him to bed with me  :D

:laugh:  :laugh: in it nice when were all happy :laugh:
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:17 pm

Uno

Dos

Torres
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