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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:15 am

Now, a few people recently have had kids, and they look at there kids as the most beautiful thing in there life. No other child compares to theres, they are a class above. Now, I like to think of myself as a realist, when my oldest was born he was a beautiful baby, smooth skin, head of hair I was well proud. But then our youngest was born, milk spots, bald, he was ugly, I cant deny it, he was a minger of a baby. Hes celebrating his 10th birthday today and he has turned into a handsome young man blonde hair, brown eyes. But I remember picking up our local free paper through the door and every so often there would be a Bonny baby competition. And there were some really handsome kids in there but always, and I mean ALWAYS the ugliest little b@stard won ! Little tusk of ginger hair, obese or bloated if you prefer and had eyes looking in different directions and had a face littered with freckles. The ugliest thing you will ever see.

So how come they win ? All around town, the parents whose kid was entered never came in the top 3 and yet this monster came first !

If any of you parents out there enter your kid into a bonny baby competition dont despair if your kid doesnt win. Consider surgery if it does!
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:46 am

All babies are ugly.  FACT. :nod

(Apologies to all parents out there. :D )
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Postby NANNY RED » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:54 am

I was a beautiful baby it was as i got older i went ugly  :D
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:04 am

NANNY RED wrote:I was a beautiful baby it was as i got older i went ugly  :D

When I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

My dads friend came in and said "Oooo doesnt he look like his dad"
Midwife said "no sir, thats the afterbirth".....
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Postby NANNY RED » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:08 am

Kharhaz wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:I was a beautiful baby it was as i got older i went ugly  :D

When I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

My dads friend came in and said "Oooo doesnt he look like his dad"
Midwife said "no sir, thats the afterbirth".....

I was being serious Kharhaz
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:12 am

NANNY RED wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:I was a beautiful baby it was as i got older i went ugly  :D

When I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

My dads friend came in and said "Oooo doesnt he look like his dad"
Midwife said "no sir, thats the afterbirth".....

I was being serious Kharhaz

I refuse to believe that, all women are beautiful !

And before anyone thinks of quoting this and removing the comma I have your number !
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:36 am

Bad Bob wrote:All babies are ugly.  FACT. :nod

(Apologies to all parents out there. :D )

Not all babies bob, I found a piccy of you as a kid. I thought ya was quite handsome......

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Postby NANNY RED » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:42 am

:D  :D No Disrepect like Bob
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:48 am

NANNY RED wrote: :D  :D No Disrepect like Bob

:D

No whenever I think canada I think Terence and Phillip and what canada is all "aboot" !
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:51 am

Kharhaz wrote:
NANNY RED wrote::D  :D No Disrepect like Bob

:D

No whenever I think canada I think Terence and Phillip and what canada is all "aboot" !

Yank propaganda, mate--don't fall for it. :D
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:04 am

Bad Bob wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:
NANNY RED wrote::D  :D No Disrepect like Bob

:D

No whenever I think canada I think Terence and Phillip and what canada is all "aboot" !

Yank propaganda, mate--don't fall for it. :D

Bloody yanks, they have a lot to answer for !
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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:59 am

Local school finds it difficult to select bonny baby winner.....

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Postby Judge » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:42 am

not surprising really, none of them are babies :D
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Postby Kharhaz » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:16 pm

Judge wrote:not surprising really, none of them are babies :D

Dya know? I looked at what I put and thought nah leave it, they will get the joke, I wont need to change it. But nope, I was wrong theres always bloody one aint there !?
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Postby Judge » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:29 pm

got to get up early to fool me :D
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