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by **tommycockles** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm

who isn't better than Mascherano??

I do a wicked step-over!

by **Big Niall** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:29 pm

I once saw him pass to another Liverpool player - okay , it was in training and to a guy on the other teams 5 a side, but it was a step in the right direction.

by **redmikey** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:39 pm

he is better than masha at upsetting the bitters, and that must be what he meant

or better for reaching things on the top of lockers,:D

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:26 pm

I think the quote was censored by the newspapers, what he really said was..... I am better hung than Mascherano.

Which is probably true as genetically Americans, like the Spanish, Norwegian, Scots and the Irish are known to have a small penis.

by **JoeTerp** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:50 pm

s@int wrote:I think the quote was censored by the newspapers, what he really said was..... I am better hung than Mascherano.

Which is probably true as genetically Americans, like the Spanish, Norwegian, Scots and the Irish are known to have a small penis.

you forgot Asians

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:59 pm

JoeTerp wrote:
s@int wrote:I think the quote was censored by the newspapers, what he really said was..... I am better hung than Mascherano.

Which is probably true as genetically Americans, like the Spanish, Norwegian, Scots and the Irish are known to have a small penis.

you forgot Asians

Babu mentioned in one post that he was hung like a donkey , so I decided to play safe.

by **Sabre** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:11 pm

JoeTerp wrote:
s@int wrote:I think the quote was censored by the newspapers, what he really said was..... I am better hung than Mascherano.

Which is probably true as genetically Americans, like the Spanish, Norwegian, Scots and the Irish are known to have a small penis.

you forgot Asians

It's curious, rumour has it that our penis are bigger than yours, never heard that we the Spaniards had small dicks.

In fact, I can see foreign blond women on their forties here in Spain trying to get what they never got!

I feel very offended Joe. I demand a newkit penis lenght competition. No photoshops, just penis. Or even better, find some women volunteers that try the Bamaga, Joe and Spanish ways and then let them vote. :angry:

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:13 pm

In fact, I can see foreign blond women on their forties here in Spain trying to get what they never got!

Probably American women Sabre

My money would be on Bamaga man - I read somewhere that he was the biggest pr!ck on newkit

Only joking Bam

by **woof woof !** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:15 pm

Bring Momo back ! we've obviously sold our only player who's not short on confidence.

by **JoeTerp** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:24 pm

I cannot comment on the Spanish penis, but there is certainly a poor reputation for the Latino package round these parts

by **heimdall** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:39 pm

s@int wrote:I think the quote was censored by the newspapers, what he really said was..... I am better hung than Mascherano.

Which is probably true as genetically Americans, like the Spanish, Norwegian, Scots and the Irish are known to have a small penis.

Have you been doing some extensive research on this then

by **woof woof !** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:42 pm

Penis size,extracts from medical paper

Measuring the penis

To get the most accurate measurements for an individual's penis size, it has been recommended that several measurements be taken at different times, preferably with different erections on different days.

Length

The length can be measured with the subject standing and the penis held parallel to the floor.

Circumference

Penis circumference or girth is measured by using a a piece of string and a ruler .

Problems

Some clinicians measure the penis by stretching the flaccid penis as far as comfortably possible.

A penis must be completely erect in order to obtain an accurate measurement. This may be difficult to achieve in a clinical setting. At least one Brazilian doctor resorted to injecting penises with drugs

I've just fell off me chair ROFLMAO :laugh:

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:53 pm

heimdall wrote:
s@int wrote:I think the quote was censored by the newspapers, what he really said was..... I am better hung than Mascherano.

Which is probably true as genetically Americans, like the Spanish, Norwegian, Scots and the Irish are known to have a small penis.

Have you been doing some extensive research on this then

Sadly I was forced to when I had an accident with a large plate glass window, this caused me too lose about 4 inches off my penis, unfortunately all I am left with now is a 10 inch stump

by **Rush Job** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:23 pm

s@int wrote:
heimdall wrote:
s@int wrote:I think the quote was censored by the newspapers, what he really said was..... I am better hung than Mascherano.

Which is probably true as genetically Americans, like the Spanish, Norwegian, Scots and the Irish are known to have a small penis.

Have you been doing some extensive research on this then

Sadly I was forced to when I had an accident with a large plate glass window, this caused me too lose about 4 inches off my penis, unfortunately all I am left with now is a 10 inch stump

Yes but what about your penis?

by **Rob Sallnow** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:01 pm

Maybe Momo was talking about chess!!

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