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by Woollyback » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:49 pm

is going to korea with work next week

he's gonna bring me back a doggy bag 

by Leonmc0708 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:51 pm

JUSTICE FOR THE 96

by metalhead » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:30 pm

Well I'm mad at my mate dave right now

He borrowed my Bird and didn't bring it back   

by andy_g » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:18 am

Get up! everybody's gonna move their feet
Get Down! everybody's gonna leave their seat

by Woollyback » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:47 am

by woof woof ! » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:13 am

Gotta a scottish mate named Dave. He goes into the Job Centre in Edinburgh and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.

Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Brighton.'

'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'

'No - that's where the end of the queue is'

by lakes10 » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:21 am