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by **Big Niall** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:52 pm

Irelands finest ever musican, Chris de Burgh

is going to be the first westerner since 1979 to play a concert in Iran.

A stroke of genius from the authorities, what would make an Iranian hate the west and its values more than having to listen to his cr*P music for a couple of hours.

Send them his daughter instead (former miss world), that would cheer them up, well the men anyway.

by **Paul C** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:31 pm

Big Niall wrote:Irelands finest ever musican, Chris de Burgh is going to be the first westerner since 1979 to play a concert in Iran.

A stroke of genius from the authorities, what would make an Iranian hate the west and its values more than having to listen to his cr*P music for a couple of hours.

Send them his daughter instead (former miss world), that would cheer them up, well the men anyway.

Chris De Burgh is a HUGE Liverpool fan, he's at Anfield quite a bit.

by **dawson99** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:31 pm

the lady in red between my legs :laugh:

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:35 pm

Dont mind a bit of the old Chris de Burgh meself like got some good early tunes

by **burjennio** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:03 pm

There's a Spanish train that runs between
Guadalquivir and old Saville,
And at dead of night the whistle blows,
and people hear she's running still...

And then they hush their children back to sleep,
Lock the doors, upstairs they creep,
For it is said that the souls of the dead
Fill that train ten thousand deep!!

Well a railwayman lay dying with his people by his side,
His family were crying, knelt in prayer before he died,
But above his bed just a-waiting for the dead,
Was the Devil with a twinkle in his eye,
"Well God's not around and look what I've found,
this one's mine!!"

Just then the Lord himself appeared in a blinding flash of light,
And shouted at the Devil, "Get thee hence to endless night!!"
But the Devil just grinned and said "I may have sinned,
But there's no need to push me around,
I got him first so you can do your worst,
He's going underground!!"

"But I think I'll give you one more chance"
said the Devil with a smile,
"So throw away that stupid lance,
It's really not your style",
"Joker is the name, Poker is the game,
we'll play right here on this bed,
And then we'll bet for the biggest stakes yet,
the souls of the dead!!"

And I said "Look out, Lord, He's going to win,
The sun is down and the night is riding in,
That train is dead on time, many souls are on the line,
Oh Lord, He's going to win!.."

Well the railwayman he cut the cards
And he dealt them each a hand of five,
And for the Lord he was praying hard
Or that train he'd have to drive...
Well the Devil he had three aces and a king,
And the Lord, he was running for a straight,
He had the queen and the knave and nine and ten of spades,
All he needed was the eight...

And then the Lord he called for one more card,
But he drew the diamond eight,
And the Devil said to the son of God,
"I believe you've got it straight,
So deal me one for the time has come
To see who'll be the king of this place,
But as he spoke, from beneath his cloak,
He slipped another ace...

Ten thousand souls was the opening bid,
And it soon went up to fifty-nine,
But the Lord didn't see what the Devil did,
And he said "that suits me fine",
"I'll raise you high to a hundred and five,
And forever put an end to your sins",
But the Devil let out a mighty shout, "My hand wins!!"

And I said "Lord, oh Lord, you let him win,
The sun is down and the night is riding in,
That train is dead on time, many souls are on the line,
Oh Lord, don't let him win..."

Well that Spanish train still runs between,
Guadalquivir and old Saville,
And at dead of night the whistle blows,
And people fear she's running still...
And far away in some recess
The Lord and the Devil are now playing chess,
The Devil still cheats and wins more souls,
And as for the Lord, well, he's just doing his best...

And I said "Lord, oh Lord, you've got to win,
The sun is down and the night is riding in,
That train is still on time, oh my soul is on the line,
Oh Lord, you've got to win..."

Thats some cold sh!t :;):

by **Sabre** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:06 pm

Guadalquivir is a river, and Seville a city. There's not train from the river to the city.

by **burjennio** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:09 pm

But its a train of lost souls!!!!! LIke the nightrider bus on a Sunday morning at 2am

by **Sabre** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:12 pm

Aaaaah! Fair enough

by **burjennio** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:19 pm

Like the one I get home every night

Thats me in the pink shirt

by **Judge** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:38 pm

Paul C wrote:
Big Niall wrote:Irelands finest ever musican, Chris de Burgh is going to be the first westerner since 1979 to play a concert in Iran.

A stroke of genius from the authorities, what would make an Iranian hate the west and its values more than having to listen to his cr*P music for a couple of hours.

Send them his daughter instead (former miss world), that would cheer them up, well the men anyway.

Chris De Burgh is a HUGE Liverpool fan, he's at Anfield quite a bit.

in that case, i blame deburgh for our loss to manure :angry:

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:34 am

Send them his daughter instead (former miss world), that would cheer them up, well the men anyway

There isnt any point is there, wouldnt she have to wear one of those bin liner things, with only little slots for her eyes ?

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